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MAD MEN Star Jon Hamm To Join Cast Of 30...

Oct 31st

whokilled: (via etrangere) happy halloween!

Oct 31st

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Oct 30th

Date an Ayn Rand fanatic? NO WAY.

realrealsoft: fatmanatee: Whatchu got?  No dates for guys who dress like they’re in a Wes...

Oct 30th

“mccain has the temperament of an angry badger in...

Oct 30th

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WORLD’S FATTEST CAT ON ‘BIGGEST LOSER’ “LOS ANGELES, CA – Tonya, the World’s Fattest...

Oct 30th

cbeth: Probably my favorite Variety cover ever.  Also -...

Oct 30th

thedailywhat: ZooBorns: A blog dedicated to “the newest...

Oct 29th

UFO's spotted in ATX

Oct 29th

“we should just write advice on a piece of paper and pass it...”
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Oct 29th

mean-streak: “Putting Out For Barack” The latest version...

Oct 29th

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fuckitparty: mtvmusic.com is where it’s at thanks jordan, this is awesome.

Oct 29th

thesweatshop: 20 Films Recreated in LEGO The only true way...

Oct 29th

i hate chopped and screwed anything

it ruins most good rap songs. i’m serious as a heart attack.

Oct 29th

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sasharappaport: andrew bird and yo yo ma via stereogum

Oct 28th

sasharappaport: Buddhist Temple Built from Beer Bottles

Oct 28th

soupsoup:

Oct 28th

josh, catherine, adi, lilly, me and dewitt. adi had a...

Oct 28th

netflix is going to support macs!

Oct 28th

tesslynch: bebelestrange: (via absurdina) the red room

Oct 28th

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Oct 28th

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Oct 27th

i want blueberry pancakes.

Oct 27th

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paulscheer: Somebody call the ASPCA this qualifies as MENTAL abuse davidcho: For some reason...

Oct 26th

paulscheer: BEST HALLOWEEN COSTUMES of 2008 (Day 2) Kid...

Oct 26th

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mean-streak: thedailywhat: SNL: Don Draper’s Guide To Picking Up Women.

Oct 26th

Le camera est mort. Viva la camera! missing jonathan.

Oct 26th

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Oct 25th

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mean-streak: Good Morning San Francisco.

Oct 25th

thedailywhat: WWF-France is taking 1600 paper pandas on...

Oct 25th

“if you’ve never done it to enya, you’re...”
— mollie williamson

Oct 25th

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Oct 25th

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in my opinion, will ferrell has never gotten un-funny over the years. if only he played W in the...

Oct 25th

misprinted: Sqwid v. godzilla to the pain!

Oct 25th

“ Here’s a way to celebrate both Halloween and...

Oct 25th

mean-streak: Painfully hip and delicious.  Bacon. ...

Oct 24th

this was the title of my old livejournal blog. i don’t...

Oct 24th

thedailywhat: Ad for Swedish fish candy. (via)

Oct 24th

where i’m from (via wednesdayadventures)

Oct 24th

this is what i'm doing tomorrow night

Oct 24th

The Rat King

mean-streak: “Dear Liz Lemon: While other women have bigger boobs than you, no other woman has as...

Oct 24th

Exclusive: Guest Blogger Aziz Ansari...

azizisbored: From EW’s PopWatch Blog: Oct 23, 2008, 09:00 AM | by Whitney Pastorek EDITOR’S...

Oct 23rd

my parents bought me this record and michael jackson’s...

Oct 23rd

thesweatshop The Transformers of Zhejiang Province Mr. Zhu...

Oct 23rd

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eatadickyo: After a long day of standing on my feet and smiling alllllllllllll day.  This brings...

Oct 23rd

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sleepsweetly: it’s not Breakin’, but it’ll do.

Oct 23rd

thesweatshop: 40+ Street artists You Should Know Besides...

Oct 23rd

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everybodycares: L’Anamour - Serge Gainsbourg Aucun Boeing sur mon transit No Boeing on my...

Oct 23rd

misprinted: Bad Optimus. Finally, a website devoted to the...

Oct 23rd

jean teasdale's at it again!

Oct 22nd

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Oct 22nd

“Ooh, don’t poo-poo a nickel, Lisa. A nickel will buy you a...”
— Mr. Burns

Oct 22nd

well, it's good i didn't forget my cell...

Mollie: Okay. I'm a little bit drunk, but i just had a great idea. If i ever ask someone out on a date, it will be this: Let's both drink a six pack ahead of time, then meet up and eat as many hot dogs as we can. BEST DATE EVER, KLAIRE.
me: haha. i've been turning down that date. i refuse to eat hot dogs in front of him because of YOU.
Mollie: WHY WOULD YOU DENY HIM THAT?!
me: because of the chili dog story.
Mollie: So what Klaire? Did you suddenly develop an aversion to jiggling since moving to austin?
me: my ass is the only thing that jiggles these days.
Mollie: i just accidentally sent a couple of these texts to my boss!

Oct 22nd

Oct 22nd

“klaire. KLAIRE. i had a dream that i was hanging out with...”
— mollie williamson (probably...

Oct 21st

Halloween Ideas? Headline: Displaying...

mean-streak: Yep. (via)

Oct 21st

i forgot to upload this last week, but this is from thursday...

Oct 21st

i’m pretty sure i need the new TI album.

Oct 21st

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Oct 21st

thesweatshop: Fucking Amazing Predator Pumpkin!

Oct 21st

girl talk at emos tonight was a hot sweaty REALLY fun mess....

Oct 21st

if you want to waste two hours and leave...

Oct 21st

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tesslynch: Arrested Development — Mr. Wendell

Oct 21st

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Oct 21st

mean-streak: Check out the Typocalypse

Oct 20th

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i really can’t wait to see this movie. the trailer is awesome.

Oct 20th

claire & lori

Oct 20th

the end of a lovely day! lori and then kyle and james in the...

Oct 20th

more lego dinosaurs attacking lego city.

Oct 20th

lego t-rex in lego city = awesome

Oct 20th

there was a lobster maestro that was conducting all the...

Oct 20th

lori and i were drinking tecate the size of artillery...

Oct 20th

apparently, it took 30 phds to make this car.

Oct 20th

(via seagull) on my way to maker faire now.

Oct 19th

say what? say what? i like dining out.

Oct 19th

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Oct 18th

whokilled: Yeah, I was making bad bets, But when the odds...

Oct 18th

i love it when you break it down

jonathan is going to come visit me eventually. “I have 97 claims, and each of them is taking...

Oct 18th

treehouse of horror IV

Oct 18th

looks like my friend jon found a credible review of the new...

Oct 18th

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everybodycares: itsnotforyou: Little Person - Jon Brion as sung by Deanne Storey a song...

Oct 18th

i-know-right: Click on the picture to see and learn how to...

Oct 17th

for claire

johnnybluejeans: http://kittywigs.com/pink.html im pretty sure i’ve seen this before.. but it...

Oct 17th

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funny all the time.  i love tacos!

Oct 17th

oskar needs a halloween costume. 

Oct 17th

i owned this book as a child and a miss piggy exercise...

Oct 17th

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youwantahamburger: My thoughts on T.I.’s latest video: TRUST - I can match his charisma 110...

Oct 16th

my friend lauren made this photo. this is the band she is...

Oct 16th

“The current city of Washington is a cesspool. (HOLD FOR...”
— Bob Odenkirk’s campaign...

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sleepsweetly: chappelle, nailing it.

Oct 15th

i love his sad face and his melancholy/brilliant/witty...

Oct 15th

george had a dream with me in it.

Oct 15th

Performances by The Magnetic Fields and his other projects are often more in a reserved...

Oct 14th

Oct 14th

what should i be for halloween?

me: what should i be for halloween?
Joey: you could be a really bad asian stereotype... like a prisoner or something
me: i am not going to be that. i thought of being short round from indiana jones, but i would want someone to dress up as indiana with me
Joey: haha. what about dora the explorer?
you could be general tso, of chicken fame
or... you could be mario
or... a witch.. you would make a good witch.
what about a "Sexy" lobster?
or a "sexy" slave owner
or a "sexy" crab fisherman
me: or a 'sexy' bum
Joey: or a "sexy" whaler
me: i'm not going to be anything "sexy"
Joey: why not?
do you have some aversion to being "sexy" and dressing up like like you have some obscure occupation?
or you could be a "sexy" pumpkin
me: how could i be a 'sexy' pumpkin?
Joey: ...you would just have to cut out holes in a pumpkin costume for your chest and one on your crotch...
i think thats how it would work
me: hahahaha
i don't want everyone to see my crotch
Joey: oh...then that costume would not work for you at all.

Oct 14th

i’m going to see the magnetic fields tonight....

Oct 14th

Michael Bay’s Rejected “Dark Knight”...

Oct 14th

tmblg: Robots made from recycled typewriters

Oct 14th

McSweeney's Reviews of New Food: The...

mean-streak: Has there been a food trend in the past 10 years lamer than the “half-dill” pickle?...

Oct 13th

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sleepsweetly: i don’t know how i found this. uuuuh, thanks matt?

Oct 13th

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this was my sunday night.

Oct 13th

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Oct 12th

my roommate will wearing my sequin beret and loving it.

Oct 12th

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Love is Lighter than Air, The Magnetic Fields sunday music! i’ve posted this one before, but...

Oct 12th

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for kristin and rebecca. i mean, he’s  not that young. 

Oct 11th

mariakonstantinov: alibosworth: Unbelievable Cat-friendly...

Oct 11th

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mean-streak: thedailywhat: PSA: Joe Swanberg’s latest film Nights and Weekends, starring the...

Oct 11th

tmblg: butseriously: where are all the good cat costumes?...

Oct 11th

taylor - court - claire i’m ready for christmas in...

Oct 11th

your friends know what is best

me: i woke up around 930.
i had eggz and toast for breakfast.
Josh: did you make it at my place? i would find that comical.
me: haha, no.
i should have...
you have bacon!
maybe next time after i go through your shit i'll make breakfast and then drink your coke.
Josh: hahaha
you should invite a friend over so y'all can talk shit about all my stuff.
me: hahaha. i can imagine you walking in the door and finding me and a girlfriend sitting on the floor with a box of your shit out, talking about you and eating your food.
you have so many great ideas!
Josh: who would you pick to rummage through my life with?
me: of all my friends? even ones you haven't met?
Josh: yes... i bet you pick mollie.
she seems like she'd be way too into it.
me: i'd choose mollie or courtney
who would you choose to help you judge me by looking through all my personal belongings?
Josh: could i take both of the saldanas?
me: i don't see why not

Oct 11th

i was lurking my friend ashley’s site and saw this...

Oct 10th

Introducing the Va j-j Visor

Oct 10th

i called south carolina voter registration to request my...

Oct 10th

“summer is over… time for wine!”
— wes gabbard

Oct 10th

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mollylambert: joeblog: This cat fights fires.

Oct 10th

mollylambert:  tesslynch:  When you’re about to...

Oct 10th

jonathan is currently in houston working claims in the...

Oct 9th

one night mollie showed up at my house at 3am. she took the...

Oct 9th

Oct 9th

i used to fuck up some karaoke like crazy back in the day...

Oct 9th

french writer wins nobel prize

Oct 9th

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mean-streak: I could watch this stuff all day.

Oct 9th

“Miss Solesbee did you know Rawr means I love you in...”
— -One of my students today. Now...

Oct 9th

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Visioneers Trailer. Here is another one I want to catch at the austin film festival next week. 

Oct 9th

“This was something sure to be crammed full of warm secrets,...”
— Haruki Murakami: On seeing the...

Oct 9th

CAMILLE PAGLIA ON SARAH PALIN “Even if she disappears...

Oct 9th

mollie sent me another photo message from the barbary...

Oct 8th

soupsoup: alextypical: First Akyroyd, now Devito is...

Oct 8th

check the green town home on the end. i lived here with...

Oct 8th

i lived here with katie for about 7-8 months. my favorite...

Oct 8th

i lived in the upstairs apartment of this house for one year...

Oct 8th

i just searched with google’s street view all the...

Oct 8th

in an attempt to catch up on my netflix queue, i also...

Oct 8th

"Excerpts from a Romance Novel As Written By...

Oct 7th

mean-streak: Bill Ayers is all over the news today. I’ve...

Oct 7th

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i went to see rockers last night at the alamo. they’re playing it again next week for music...

Oct 7th

“You figure you put that little box under your pillow at...”
— Chris Farley in Tommy Boy ...

Oct 7th

thesweatshop: Banksy in Bethlehem: Art and the Barrier...

Oct 7th

adam resurrected

“Adapted from the novel, ADAM RESURRECTED is a searing journey through the post-WWII psyche...

Oct 7th

will’s new friend has a puppy. this is bailey. she is...

Oct 7th

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(via rd67) justin sent me this link a few months ago. it still makes me happy.

Oct 7th

i just went running for the first time...

Oct 7th

“I had 50 eggs for lunch. No big deal.”
— Fake Michael Bay Twitter (via...

Oct 7th

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azizisbored: Diddy Blog #24 - Sarah Palin Scares Me Diddy says what’s been on all our minds… in...

Oct 6th

misprinted: Production shot from The Fly: The Opera. ...

Oct 6th

“People keep telling me that once you have a twitter, you...”
— Tina Fey is on Twitter and i...

Oct 6th

(via mean-streak) i miss you k-mo!

Oct 6th

i am going to stop being so candid.

me: i air all my dirty laundry out.
Mollie: me too!
online...
on my public blog.
me: I KNOW
that everyone reads.
Mollie: especially the people it's about.

Oct 6th

sunday evening

i finally finished season seven of smallville. it was pretty great. the brain interactive construct...

Oct 6th

i’m so totally ready for halloween again, but...

Oct 5th

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the other day a friend said to me, “wow, that must be nice- how does it feel to like someone...

Oct 5th

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noahjgage: tears for fears - head over heels. this song makes me want to make out with someone on...

Oct 5th

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SNL VP Debate - i think this sums it up nicely.

Oct 5th

bonerparty: liberal chicks are rad until you go back to...

Oct 5th

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As You Do, Castanets i am not going to have a chance to post this tomorrow because i won’t be...

Oct 5th

pussy bookbag

johnnybluejeans: the other night i overheard a drunk girl call some guy a Pussy Bookbag, and i...

Oct 4th

The ruins of PTL’s Heritage USA theme park in Fort Mill, NC...

Oct 4th

11:15 am

i was daydreaming/fantasizing (again) and walked into a parked car as i was heading into work. 

Oct 4th

skyjournal: Nashville, TN

Oct 4th

on freaking out and feminism.

me: i worry all the time
Harvey: quit being so negative
you need to be more positive about yourself.
i thought you were arrogant and confident?
i guess it turns out you're just an insecure susie.
me: yes, harvey... you're right.
it's all a front.
i admit it.
Harvey: really?
claire, im worried about you
me: i'm arrogant until the point when i decide i really like someone.
and then i'm insecure..
really insecure and scared all the time. i freak myself out.
Harvey: KLAIRE, DONT BE SO INSECURE. REMEMBER WHAT YOU LEARNED IN YOUR WOMEN'S STUDIES CLASSES... WOMEN ARE BETTER THAN MEN.
me: i know- its TRUE
Harvey: AND YOU HAVE NO REASON TO FEAR A MAN UNLESS HE IS TRYING TO RAPE YOU OR HOLD A DOOR OPEN FOR YOU.
me: hahahaha
what happens if he holds a door open for me?
Harvey: DONT YOU BELIEVE THAT WOMEN ARE STRONG ENOUGH TO OPEN DOORS?
me: i am strong enough to open doors.
Harvey: so you should be offended when a man holds a door open for you.

Oct 4th

my liberal dad teaches at one of the most conservative...

Oct 3rd

stickerz!

me: those bumper sticker ideas are good... and you do know bumper stickers are very effective at getting your point across, right?
Harvey: yes... they are why george bush is leaving office.

Oct 3rd

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mean-streak: thedailywhat: Obama’s first post-debate ad: (that’s) what she said. (via.) As a...

Oct 3rd

thedailywhat: Meet Sarah Palin’s porno double, Lisa Ann. ...

Oct 3rd

han solo... really?

i am so fucking tired of reading all the obama bullshit on tumblr. i am a liberal and voting for...

Oct 3rd

Boy, 7, goes on killing spree in zoo, feeding...

Oct 3rd

thursday at werk

Adam: i've got the worst cupcake throat ever.
me: what the hell is cupcake throat? you're just bitching because i haven't brought your cupcakes yet.
Adam: do you know that feeling right after you eat a cupcake and you don't have anything to drink and your throat is really dry?
me: why don't you shove another veggie corn dog in your mouth to wash it down!

Oct 3rd

“you cannot filter a smoker’s soul”
— Tim Chappell on the South...

Oct 3rd

i told harvey that i am very honest. in other words- i keep...

Oct 2nd

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Almost Prayed, The Weather Prophets i think i’m feeling a little better now.

Oct 2nd

i’ve been looking through jonathan’s old smugmug...

Oct 2nd

poof

i was just made aware that i cannot have another unexpected absence until mid-january. i was under...

Oct 2nd

The King Khan & BBQ Show is coming back to Austin in...

Oct 2nd

i'm losing my mind.

before leaving my house this morning i checked the clock several times as i usually do. i pride...

Oct 2nd

“There are very few facts to back up the story but my gut...”
— Tim Chappell is attempting to...

Oct 2nd

Sarah Palin On Feminism, And How...

Oct 1st

harvey sent me a link to levi’s new ad campaign and it...

Oct 1st

awwww- drew made it into usa today. he looks deathly thin on...

Oct 1st

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tmblg: The Onion: Old, Grizzled Third-Party Candidate May Steal Support From McCain

Oct 1st