but seriously.

2010

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August
July
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January 11

2009

December 60
November 53
October 42
September 53
August 52
July 49
June 46
May 93
April 60
March 140
February 96
January 84

2008

December 108
November 136
October 192
September 120
August 128
July 115
June 96
May 29
April
March
February
January

i do what i want.

i can quote myself if i want to… and i do, ALL the time. some things are just too good to use...
May 31st
“i want to make someone have THE FEELING all the time and i...”
— me
May 31st
courtney moved to los angeles yesterday. i wish i could be...
May 29th
this man took a photo everyday until the day he died. the...
May 29th
“whatever the fuck girl, i have had about enough of this...”
— nate corbin
May 28th
why do i always look like i’m sucking on a sour patch...
May 27th
“When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead....”
— Barney Stinson (via soxiam)...
May 27th

true that

Tracy Jordan: I'm gonna make you a mix tape. You like Phil Collins?
Jack: I've got two ears and a heart, don't I?
May 23rd
“when that guy was rubbernecking, you should have just...”
— friendly advice from mollie...
May 21st
death to the tinman
May 19th

google yourself

Kristin: god!
have you ever tried to internet stalk yourself??
b/c I have
it's really hard to find me
I guess not on facebook
but on google
there's no way
me: it's not so hard to find me
Kristin: except for the nickelodeon site
4: 49 PM oh my god - I just found another claire ginocchio that lives in france
me: oh shit
i've got to kill her
May 16th
Warch Watch
May 16th

don't invite me to a black tie event......

  seriously.
May 16th
89% of my interactions with new people in bar settings.
May 15th
i can’t believe we are related… this is my baby...
May 15th

boys

frat dudes have the most juvenile sense of humor and the way they attempt to woo women is totally...
May 15th
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVID BYRNE!
May 14th
shia labeouf goodness courtesy of defamer
May 14th
“i want to make waffles in your vagina with a george foreman...”
— heyward sims
May 13th
oh hell yes… justin bond hot sexiness. he approved my...
May 13th
and this is yesterday. (sigh) 
May 13th

confidence

i’m working on it.
May 12th
May 12th
Warch Watch
sex
May 12th
no, we didn’t drink all the wine.
May 12th

he knows me.

Drew: CLURRR
you would LOVE tomorrow...
we are going out to pelzer.
me: why would i love tomorrow? tell more more.
Drew: we're going to shoot semiautomatic guns most of the day
and then go to keowee
and drink on the boat until we're stupid
i wish i could bring you as my date
if you were here next weekend
i would.
the wedding is next weekend. fuck our stupid ass friends getting married.
me: i would <3 it
Drew: you know it!
"hey this is claire, hand her a shotgun!"
me: oh snap.
May 12th
i miss dance-offs. 
May 12th
jive talkin’
May 11th