jenray:
one of jen’s friends found this and sent it...
Jul 2nd
deal breaker
Matt: a friend recently told me that she had a dream about me and her in a pool.then you and your raunchy pirate dream with that guy.
i need to get a water bed.
me: ha... water beds are disgusting and really white trash
Matt: i think of scott baio when i think of water beds.
and camaros
me: and hot sex apparently
i would never date a dude if he slept on a water bed
DEAL BREAKER
Jul 1st
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sunday morning shannon played this song as we were heading back to my house. i love late...
Jul 1st
wall-e was all i expected it to be and more. it was...
Jul 1st
“all i need is a hunk of metal that i can sharpen into a...”
— william dewberry mills
— william dewberry mills
Jul 1st
happy birthday jonathan!
if i was in columbia, i’d...
Jun 30th
If you ever thought you were lame, think...
Jun 30th
coming clean
my knee has been bothering more in the last few weeks. i feel like it’s never going to get...
Jun 30th
dreams are not real
me: invite your friend tonightJustin: ok
me: i'm going to try not to let my dream effect my actions
have you ever had dreams about people you know and then wake up thinking you're in love?
... and then a few days later realize you're not.
Justin: haha
yes
me: so yeah, don't tell your friend i had a pirate dream that involved us being married
my game = ruined
Justin: ok
Jun 30th
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love is lighter than air, the magnetic fields
more sunday music! i love this one so much. it always...
Jun 29th
i got this postcard in the mail today. i’m totally...
Jun 28th
how did i manage to dial that number?
Jun 28th
PHRASES I'D RATHER NOT BE USED AT MY...
BY HARRY BURT - - - - “autoerotic asphyxiation” “found by cadaver dogs” ...
Jun 28th
happy birthday adi!
Jun 28th
i am eating french fries for lunch because they are...
Jun 27th
sweetness
when i woke up this morning i had this text message in my inbox- “i saw your sweet tumblr....
Jun 27th
(via fuckitparty)
Jun 27th
it's nice to know that some guys are not...
i got blitzed at adi’s birthday celebration last night. my head feels really squishy right...
Jun 27th
“The french fry was almost sacrosanct for me…its preparation...”
— Ray Kroc, one of the founders...
— Ray Kroc, one of the founders...
Jun 26th
A PICNIC DATE ENDING IN AN AWKWARD...
BY JEFF RUSSELL - - - - Enchanted Forest Ants in the Pants Girl Talk Intrigue Risk Go for...
Jun 26th
(via fuckitparty)
for those of you reading this that...
Jun 26th
so now is anyone else excited about seeing journey to the...
Jun 26th
delilah!
i guess my wish came true, delilah will be in town friday for this- Friday, June 27th- Austin, TX...
Jun 26th
cheap thrills
count me in!
Jun 26th
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sleepsweetly:
this one’s for claire. re: our conversation earlier.
the dishrags: i don’t love...
Jun 25th
when my roommate (william) sends me...
Meet the Fockers- “In 17th century Brattislava, there is a blood tide rising. And body surfing...
Jun 25th
fleetwood mac is always appropriate.
me: so i think i'm over it. ain't worth itMatt: yeah?
me: yeah
Matt: it's probably a good thing that you realize that.
me: i feel like maybe i was more into it b/c i knew it wouldn't work
i'd prob get tired of him anyway... like every other dude i'm into.
Matt: ha!
me: ha! seriously though
Matt: i feel ya. maybe he wasn't leading you on, but since he knew....it had to empower him a bit.
me: fuck that shit
Matt: there's nothing wrong with loving him for five minutes.
me: i loved him for a few weeks though... today, i'm going to run by him and yell "I DON'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE"
fuck off
jk... we're friends
Matt: you should tell him you don't love him anymore. that would be funny.
me: haha, i think i will
Matt: you should take a boom box and put on fleetwood mac's 'what makes you think you're the one?' ... then, after the song is over.....you hit him with, 'i don't love you anymore'.
and walk away
me: ha, i'm laughing out loud
Matt: HIS WORLD=RUINED
Jun 25th
(via fuckitparty)
Jun 25th
The 50 best movie robots
Jun 25th
what happens when friends get drunk and...
Heyward: hey girl!me: hey boy!
what up?
Heyward: just getting drunk
in brooklyn
me: you're lucky
so when you guys going to visit ATX?
you should visit so you can have fun with me
Heyward: does that involved sex?
i'll come out there and have no strings attached sex with you
and have some food
sounds fun!
Heyward: suite.
me: who you visitin' in nyc?
Heyward: the other half of devereaux
my dance band
http: //myspace.com/devereauxtheband
me: word
Heyward: we're aiming to make every woman in brooklyn take off their pants.
me: good luck
it's doubtful that you'll be able to accomplish that
but i'll support you nonetheless
----------6 HOURS LATER----------
Heyward: hello!
me: yo!
Heyward: i got you all up in my gchat now
so uh
hahaha
this morning
i was hammmered
me: snaps
Heyward: sorry i propositioned you
me: yeah, you were totally hammered. ha!
it's ok
i wasn't stressin over it
Heyward: i'm sure it happens a lot
me: not quite like that
Heyward: uh huh
Jun 25th
Money Solves Your Problems, Period.
Liz: I'm feeling pretty drunk.Jack: Well, it's business drunk. It's like rich drunk, either way it's legal to drive
Liz: More business juice, please.
Jun 24th
DR. PHIL'S INVENTIONS.
BY SCOTT SMITH - - - - Talking about stuff Smiling through your tears Not beating your kids ...
Jun 24th
fuckitparty:
Total Bondage!
Jun 24th
i really hope nailed gets finished even though filming is...
Jun 24th
the beast
because i mentioned lauren earlier, i only feel it appropriate to explain why i miss her and why she...
Jun 23rd
“Can I be honest with you? I’m panicky about it, and the...”
— Tim Gunn on moving ‘Project...
— Tim Gunn on moving ‘Project...
Jun 23rd
i met a girl on saturday night that said she missed sparks when she was traveling in australia. it...
Jun 23rd
“Summer afternoon - summer afternoon; to me those have always...”
— Henry James (via...
— Henry James (via...
Jun 23rd
Embarrassing Costumes My Dad Wore on...
BY NATHAN THORNTON - - - - 1979: Guy in Jethro Tull T-shirt with a six-pack of Miller High Life in...
Jun 23rd
breaking the ice
last saturday my friend was checking out a dude and totally convinced that he was gay- he was not...
Jun 23rd
look at me ruining the joke guys
Jun 23rd
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i want her she wants me, the zombies
sunday music! i’m all like loving it.
Jun 22nd
Titles Of Love Songs I Would Write For...
BY KATHY SALERNO - - - - “A Friend Again, Naturally” “Hopelessly Inexperienced...
Jun 22nd
i never get to go to any of mollie’s roller derby...
Jun 22nd
i want to tempt and win
Drew: i got a date tonightme: oh snap
Drew: i am money.
me: pretty girl?
Drew: i wouldn't take no skeezer out
me: nice
i wish i had a date!
Drew: i would be your date
but i'm not in atx.
me: awwwwwwww
i'm all like fresh meat down here
Drew: YOU ASIAN TEMPTRESS
claire- the asian temptress
me: oh sure
i wish!
i want to tempt...
and win!
Drew: HA
i really do have infinitely quotable friends
i should be so lucky.
me: hahaha
Drew: you're awesome
me: so are you!
i <3 your face
Drew: i'm blushing
me: no way...
you don't blush!
Drew: i'm not really blushing
me: i blush all the time
Drew: ASIAN GLOW
me: you are ridiculous
Jun 22nd
PORN FOR DEPRESSIVES.
BY CARMEN NOBEL - - - - Wet Gaping Holes Where My Life Used to Be Naked Came the Stranger Whose...
Jun 21st
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to hide a little thought, jonathan richman
this is what i am into right now, i have listened to...
Jun 21st
Absence of Water
In the Thirties London’s outdoor...
Jun 20th
Girl Talk's Feed The Animals: Get It
now let’s have a dance party- anywhere, everywhere! tuneage: If you’ve been waiting for...
Jun 20th
tasteslikesoap:
A Floating Room and Broken Architecture: The...
Jun 20th
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mellow yellow, donovan
ladies and gentlemen, it’s friday and regarless of the fact that i...
Jun 20th
i want a cupcake.
Jun 20th
tasteslikesoap:
Fuck It. Party. - the truth
i know...
Jun 19th
on living with two totally straight men
Dewberry: claire, are you watching the supernatural? which disc? which episode? this show is so awesome. it's about two guys that fight ghosts and demons! they are kind of heart throbby. i mean, look how cute they are.William: totally, how can you not love that jared padalecki and jensen ackles!
Dewberry: yeah, we know they're names in real life... which one do you think is the cutest, claire?
me: whichever one plays sam.
Dewberry: are you serious?! he is so whiny. i thought for sure that you would love dean because he is the bad boy. i thought you liked bad boys?
William: oh my god, i know... how can you not like dean better? come on, claire... he's the tough one.
me: eh, the other guy is taller.
Jun 19th
out of the frying pan into the fire
i am addicted to the feeling.
Jun 19th
LIT 101 CLASS IN THREE LINES OR LESS.
Jun 18th
i thought mister lonely was a good movie, maybe you should...
Jun 18th
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underwear by the magnetic fields
this one never ever ever ever gets old… a pretty boy in his...
Jun 18th
say hi to janet
i got a car to replace rhonda and handed over her keys yesterday. i am now driving a bright blue...
Jun 18th
sneaky feelings
Jun 17th
jenray:
“Love at the high place 1”
from Falling to Earth
...
Jun 17th
fuckitparty:
Your pets don’t care that you are ugly.
...
Jun 17th
regarding weekends in columbia
Kevin: Sorry, I was watching a shitty action movie I bought. What happened?me: i drank A LOT, but unfortunately was never able to get drunk enough to lose my vision.
Kevin: I am a little disappointed that you were still able to see after getting drunk on the weekend... Are you sick or something?
me: nahh, i went to a party that had food. there were pigs in blankets there. mollie and i ate them, but peeled off all the blankets and just ate the wieners.
Kevin: GROSS!!! the blankets are the only good part of pigs in a blanket!
Jun 16th
“hey—you wanna fuck me from the back while i eat a...”
— mollie’s latest pick up...
— mollie’s latest pick up...
Jun 16th
today is today
one thing that is going to take some time getting used to is running into bill callahan on a regular...
Jun 16th
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uncloudy day by the staple singers.
perfect sunday music.
Jun 15th
“From space, astronauts can see people making love as a tiny...”
— Everything is Illuminated,...
— Everything is Illuminated,...
Jun 15th
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courtney and taylor saw this movie last night in los angeles.
they said i would have loved...
Jun 14th
shark week
Tracy: But I want you to know something... You and me, it's not gonna be a one-way street. 'Cause I don't believe in one-way streets. Not between people, and not while I'm driving.Kenneth: Oh, OK.
Tracy: So, here's some advice I wish I woulda got when I was your age: Live every week like it's Shark Week.
Jun 14th
this came in the mail yesterday.
addressed in big red...
Jun 14th
last night i went to a party and met a person that was...
Jun 14th
Love
Kristin: people should love each other moreand say it
and mean it
me: i agree
the only time i say it and mean it is when i tell my friends though
you and jonathan
MEAN IT
Kristin: i know
me: <3 totes
Kristin: but why can't we love people - just for a moment?
me: I KNOW
Kristin: I love people just for a moment
me: why can't we?
i want to
i do it all the time
why can't i say it!
Kristin: I love our intern for the first second I see him everyday
he's got clear blue eyes and i'm in love
me: i know what you mean
Kristin: then he talks
me: totally
Kristin: or is awkward
and I'm not in love anymore
but he has no idea that for that split second I'm so in love
me: i'm in love with a lot of people the first time i see them... then 5 min later, i'm not in love anymore... but i was for that first 5
true
i love you all the time though
Kristin: i love you all the time too
me: hey intern! i love you... but only RIGHT NOW.
not 5 min from now, not 5 min ago... just RIGHT NOW. i love you.
Kristin: exactly
Jun 13th
It Makes Things a Little More...
me: i like to exaggerateFOREVER
Kristin: yes, i know
'I'M IN LOVE'
'I'D BE SATISFIED W/A MAKEOUT'
'I DON'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE'
me: post makeout- 'I DON'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE'
hahah, i just started laughing out loud
b/c i was thinking of how the goodbye would have went last night had i told that dude i loved him
Kristin: HA!
it would have been amazing
Jun 13th
“candy is pretty… don’t eat it.”
— taylor estes
— taylor estes
Jun 13th
PRONUNCIATION- that’s what’s up!
Jun 13th
“Now the Swan it floated on the English river Ah the...
Jun 13th
sylvie vartan in the 60’s makes my heart feel...
Jun 12th
Remember when holding hands was so fun?
Kristin: our hugs are pureme: it would be a HOT hug
not that ours aren't hot too
oooh ooh
HOT HUGGIN'
Kristin: yeah ok
Jun 12th
frog eyes
Jun 12th
“our construction of reality is far cooler than what actually...”
— ashley solesbee
— ashley solesbee
Jun 12th
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i really want to see this.
dates, anyone?
Jun 11th
my uncle told me yesterday that he could take me to iceland...
Jun 10th
here's to summers in atx
josh reads walt whitman’s leaves of grass every summer. i like josh for a million reasons and...
Jun 10th
the ties that bind
me: i was talking to matt the other day, and he said, 'between you and mollie, i don't know what the deal is. you are two of the most beautiful, laid-back girls that i know, and you have the absolute worst luck with dudes.'mollie: ugh. we do. you know why? because people don't want laid-back. they want someone who treats them like shit that they have to conquer and earn, so that when they can squeeze affection out of them, it's like a prize. it boosts their sense of self-worth.
me: i am a national treasure! i'm the best catch in the nation! who the fuck wouldn't want to get with that?! come on, nation!
mollie: seriously! hey, u.s.a.--don't you want to get fucked really good, and then go get something to eat?
me: that's all i want.
mollie: me too. but apparently, it is a solo venture.
me: we're going to end up alone, eating sub sandwiches and masturbating, aren't we?
mollie: yes, we are.
Jun 10th
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jenray:
Girl. Can I talk to you for a second?
Jun 9th
4:00 pm
werkin’ it
Jun 6th
8:00 pm
my life is so fucking exciting
Jun 6th
11:30 am
getting psyched
Jun 6th
Jun 6th
gluestick:
by Sergey Chilikov
via PHOTOGRAPHER.RU
...
Jun 6th
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this is my official song of the summer. dewberry plays it all the time when i’m home. i would...
Jun 5th
mean-streak:
I’m excited about Burn After Reading
...
Jun 5th
Marty: Are you being wise?
Jackie-O: One day I woke up wise.
Marty: One day I woke up stupid.
Jackie-O: What'd you do?
Marty: I went back to bed.
Jackie-O: That was wise.
Jackie-O: One day I woke up wise.
Marty: One day I woke up stupid.
Jackie-O: What'd you do?
Marty: I went back to bed.
Jackie-O: That was wise.
Jun 4th
i’m never going to get laid if i keep dressing like a...
Jun 4th
DRANK
Jun 4th
X is still amazing. wish you could have been there with me...
Jun 3rd
the charm-off: 2008
josh and i are having a competition to decide who is the most charming of the two of us. this is how...
Jun 3rd
on being bored...
Kristin: you are not a moron!you could never trust him...
me: i DO trust him though
i think he's been honest with me
Kristin: you SHOULDNT
me: BUT I DO
I LOVE HIM
Kristin: stop
me: I CAN'T HELP IT
I DO
Kristin: stop
me: I'M SO IN LOVE
Kristin: no you dont
me: I WANT TO GET MARRIED TO HIM
AND HAVE HIS CHILDREN
AND COOK FOR HIM
AND LOVE HIM FOREVER
YOU CAN'T STOP ME
Kristin: you've known him for 3 fucking weekds
me: YOU CAN'T CHANGE THE WAY I FEEL!
hahahaha
Kristin: i want to video chatw/you
hahahahaha
me: me too!
me: i'm obsessed with him b/c i can't have him
and i'm obsessed with him b/c he's PERFECT for me
5: 50 PM he probably isn't, but i've tricked myself into believing it b/c i'm bored.
Kristin: i think you've tricked yourself
its ok
Jun 2nd
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for the 1st time in my life, i’m starting to enjoy some reggae music. i saw this documentary...
Jun 2nd