but seriously.

Jul 31st

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lfarm: jeremyk: Not sure this is the best Sam Cooke song. Just one I was in the mood for. (lfarm,...

Jul 31st

no, really.

i posted a brief update on my myspace blog a few days ago and stated that recently i realized that...

Jul 31st

fuckitparty: I haven’t been posting this week because I’ve...

Jul 31st

blarrrghin'

i’m planning on writing something in here sometime really soon. it’s been a while....

Jul 31st

the business. werk. i have no idea.

Jul 31st

mild annoyances

1. people that constantly state the obvious- i know it’s hot outside! can’t we talk...

Jul 31st

“There are moments in life when the heart is so full of...”
— Henry Wadsworth Longfellow...

Jul 31st

james spader- younger, less pudgy. that’s the one...

Jul 31st

via heyward

Jul 30th

i love natalie dee

Jul 30th

sexartandpolitics: xkcd - A webcomic of romance, sarcasm,...

Jul 30th

“If you want to understand material culture at the beginning...”
— Anonymous commenter on HIPSTER...

Jul 30th

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mean-streak: Greenpeace Turns Trees into Prostitutes “It’s gotten to the point that we won’t even...

Jul 29th

Watch

watched this movie sunday night with will. i thought it was pretty interesting and really brutal- i...

Jul 29th

jonathan richman

he’s playing at the parish in october. he’s been pretty much been ruling my summer...

Jul 29th

I Think My Soulmate Has Done Hard Time.

BY JERRY RENEK, MARTY SHIELDS, JOHN GARSIDE, AND KEITH LANDAU - - - - Her toilet is in the middle...

Jul 29th

nathaniel merriweather - lovage

Jul 29th

mean-streak: claudia: (via ferrrn)

Jul 28th

michael ian black just confirmed my friend request on...

Jul 27th

high fives

i can never turn one down. love that five.

Jul 27th

governor

i have been thinking about possibilities for villains in the next batman movie and remembered mr....

Jul 26th

he is the perfect man

Kristin: how can i hate someone who's so nice to me???
that makes no sense
me: yeah
i do it too!
i had a dream about <insert name of the dude i used love> last night
Kristin: uhoh
me: i dreamt he had a baby with his new gf
and that they came to visit me here
Kristin: oh wow
me: and in the dream he kept trying to ditch her for me
it was a great movie
dream*
Kristin: haaaaa same diff
me: i still <3 him
i think i always will
Kristin: maybe
me: but seriously, that dream/movie wasn't as good as the one where james franco asked me out to dinner
Kristin: of course not!
me: i'm so in <3 with james franco too
i think i'll always will be
Kristin: yes he is perfect
me: PERFECT!

Jul 26th

seriouslythough: frangry: via cvxn This is making my...

Jul 26th

i shouldn't drink so much sometimes

an excerpt from a chat convo today:  “me: gah, i got so drunk last night    and bit this...

Jul 26th

HA

Jul 26th

I like claire, I help her sometimes. I think she has a harry portal! love, marti AG

Jul 26th

tasteslikesoap: Aronofsky and Self Confirmed for RoboCop -...

Jul 25th

i’m joining a book club! 52books: Library Camp (via)

Jul 25th

seriously... seriously?

A: I think you fall in love with random people as much as i do... seriously every time i discuss relationships, i start talking about the different random people that i am in love with at the moment...
such as the waitress at hooters
B: it's just being real
A: it is
B: i can't hide my true love and feelings
A: haha... me neither... if I meet any girl that is not my girlfriend, I instantly fall in love with them.
B: if i meet anyone that is sort of attractive that pays attention to me... i am in love with them.
;)
do my emoticons look cute?
A: extremely
i suppose
B: !!!
A: as cute as emoticons can look
B: of course they are cute.

Jul 25th

all is right in the world. (but only right now) 9:52 AM ...

Jul 25th

awkward is endearing… mostly.

Jul 25th

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Domino’s Scientists Test Limits Of What Humans Will Eat

Jul 25th

more suckage.

butseriously: thanks, matt. i needed this. look- we finally agree! sleepsweetly: man, the...

Jul 24th

(via mean-streak) SHIA

Jul 24th

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Jul 24th

(via mean-streak)

Jul 24th

mean-streak: woo! butseriously: REBLOG

Jul 24th

“You have to begin to lose your memory, if only in bits and...”
— Luis Buñuel (via...

Jul 23rd

mean-streak: »New Olympic Mascots A Trainwreck As Always

Jul 23rd

with whom to dance?

the magnetic fields are playing at the paramount in october. i’ll probably be getting my...

Jul 23rd

seriously, jonathan- HEART MELTING. i can’t take it....

Jul 23rd

pre-sneak attack

Rebecca: going to dance party tonight?
me: yep
i told you i was supposed to be hosting my friends friend from LA?
so it might be weird b/c i don't know this dude
Rebecca: thats right
well, we'll all make it work out
me: ha, he's supposed to be really cute
Rebecca: we can all take some of the load off
me: or thats what my friends say
Rebecca: well thats not so bad then ha
me: i'm kinda hoping he blows me off
but whatever
nahh
we'll see
i usually have different taste from my friends
he could be some crazy yoga hippie from LA
i wouldn't be surprised
Rebecca: hahaha
thats so funny
i always feel like i'm the only one who secretly wishes a guy would blow me off sometimes
me: well, you're not the only one.

Jul 23rd

fuckitparty: first person to get a tattoo of this wins a...

Jul 23rd

things that happened over the last...

friday i met up with adi, natasha and rebecca at side bar for fun. taylor lied to me about a...

Jul 23rd

(via allthingspixar) i want it. 

Jul 23rd

i have been re-watching episodes of Batman: The Animated...

Jul 22nd

oscar

i just found out today that oscar is going to be my pet permanently. his previous owner contacted me...

Jul 22nd

scout: boss

Jul 22nd

i love cats. this is me and my 2nd best friend diego.

Jul 21st

i can't believe i was worried about...

Justin: you better save that mix
its perfect for saturday nights when you wanna relax at home
me: i'll save it
Justin: ...and daydream about some anorexic dude snorting lines off your labi in the bathroom at beauty bar
me: i hate anorexic dudes!
Justin: right
you also "dont like" dudes with tattoos
i like that you were more concerned about it being an anorexic dude and less concerned about him doing lines off your snatchticles
me: hahaha... the doing lines part is weird, but the first thing i thought when you said that was, "gah, i can't get with dudes smaller than me"... thought about some greasy little hipster
barf
Justin: long as they pour their booger sugar in your goodie bag?
hahaha
gotcha
me: ewwwwwwww
booger sugar?
1: 28 PM
Justin: hit it and quit it
me: i'm so weird when it comes to dudes
Justin: splash and dash
pump and dump
slam and scram
pop and stop
me: slam and scram sounds like breakfast
Justin: make and flake
wet and jet
me: i get it
Justin: im out of them anyway

Jul 18th

i love "best of craigslist"

Jul 18th

brought to you by your friends at...

i was so busy at work today that i was not really keeping up with the chats. wish i would have seen...

Jul 18th

“Kittens never stop being cute. That is all the proof I need...”
— Jordan Blackmon (an excerpt...

Jul 17th

(via fuckitparty)

Jul 17th

“Accept what people offer. Drink their milkshakes. Take their...”
— Wally Lamb (via mean-streak)

Jul 17th

bridging the gap

me: what a boring white boy name. why couldn't he have told me that?
Taylor: He said he hasn't written you back yet because he was being suspensful. He was joking tho. Ha. I can't wait for you two to see one another!
me: hahaahhaaa, awesome. i like that. suspense!
Taylor: I really wanna come see you. I'm jealous of him.

Jul 17th

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(via jenray) this shit only gets better.

Jul 17th

pandora

i think my jonathan richman and bobby brown pandora radio stations are in competition to become the...

Jul 17th

“I’ll be there Roll Bounce style, doing...

Jul 17th

unfamiliar to the familiar

one of taylor’s los angeles friends (whom i’ve never met) is coming to town this...

Jul 17th

lunch

now take those chips and roll some of these noodles around them- and then wash it all down with...

Jul 15th

fuckitparty: cheer up, sadkids

Jul 15th

consider my heart melted.

Jul 15th

tattoos

me: tattooed hipsters... pfft
every once in a while, i debate on whether i should get a tattoo or not
Matthew: it's a fun experience
you should get a dolphin on your neck
leaping over your shoulder
me: ahh, i was thinking of getting a ring of them around my belly button
Matthew: perfect
or y'know you could always get a butterfly right above your buttcrack
me: ha, my best friend got that when she was 16... totally hates it
i have no idea why... its so hot
Matthew: well a tat in that location is generally referred to as a "tramp stamp"... no matter how tastefully it's done it's been ruined by midwestern college girls. permanently :(
me: "cum collector"
Matthew: whoa... it doesn't really collect per se, so much as provide a visual target
6: 37 PM
i need to go eat my baked potato
gonna be soooo good
me: ok

Jul 15th

fuckitparty: back from vacationing.

Jul 14th

still clever

found this in an old email i had saved from a couple of years ago. it made me smile… again. ...

Jul 14th

i miss talking about movies with kristin. she’ knows...

Jul 14th

“One should try to be one’s own best friend, and to give...”
— Henry James, The Portrait of a...

Jul 14th

tasteslikesoap: Saw Hellboy 2 a little while ago. It was...

Jul 14th

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colours, donovan i’m up at 9:15am on a sunday. going to work for two hours. going...

Jul 13th

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mean-streak: Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!! This is what Joss Whedon did during the writer’s...

Jul 12th

Look Dick face, it's a fellow IT'er

Jul 12th

“Fucking Homeowners Association cocksuckers.”
— An Overheard Conversation at...

Jul 12th

mean-streak: » Dirty Mouths Have Never Looked So Good ...

Jul 12th

“ ‘I Wanna Hold Your Hand.’ First single. Fucking brilliant....”
— David Levithan & Rachel...

Jul 12th

i'm sleeeeepy

i am sitting at home about to crash early on a friday night. i think i need one night to recover...

Jul 12th

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fainting goats- pretty damn cute and i hate goats.

Jul 12th

really?

me: he doesn't know
Kristin: you are hilarious. just tell him you dont know how
me: what! no way
Kristin: why not?
me: i've been skirting around the topic
Kristin: its really not a big deal
me: b/c i am embarrassed
Kristin: he'll think its cute
me: it is? OH PLEASE
Kristin: i'm SURE
me: its not cute!
I'M SO EMBARRASSED
Kristin: guys love thinking girls know less then they do
me: oh god
Kristin: he'll think its cute

Jul 12th

GOD CAT just got this in an email. i laughed out loud at...

Jul 11th

(via mean-streak)

Jul 11th

South Carolina IS so Gay

Kristin: I mean, you've already got that impressive leather collection
that's half the battle!
Kenley: i've got platforms, a bustier, panties and lipstick, sister

Jul 11th

it’s mollie’s birthday! and i love her! ...

Jul 11th

never a bummer when it's summer

i got an email from a friend this morning. he referred to me as a “sexy temptress lioness...

Jul 11th

whatever is clever

me: sex movie + bad oral + unwarranted nakedness = one hellava awkward time
Kristin: indeed
me: i've noticed i have been using those equations a lot in chat lately
it works
Kristin: yes it does - very to the point
i'm a little more verbose sometimes. cant be concise
me: yes, you are more verbose
Kristin: settle down
get a warm cuddly bf
watch movies
drink wine
me: I DON'T WANT A BF

Jul 10th

red delicious apples are not delicious. 

Jul 10th

notarize my diary

an excerpt from mollie’s latest blog: 3. i read my diary today, and in a messy, downhill,...

Jul 10th

Dudes Today: The Emotional Conquistador is...

Jul 9th

fitness

i am werkin’ on it.  i have decided that despite all of my money woes, i’m putting...

Jul 9th

Watch

josh introduced me to brad neely the other day. i’ve been watching a lot of his stuff on the...

Jul 8th

“We pushed our crying ahead of us like a lantern, searching...”
— From “It was Romance,” by...

Jul 8th

that's right

i have finally begun to re-embrace my single-ness. i haven’t had a real, serious relationship...

Jul 8th

Jul 8th

mean-streak: Missing Claire. butseriously: Missing...

Jul 8th

Kenneth: Mr. Jordan, I have a message for you from a Mr. Ridikolus.
Frank: Ridikolus, the hip-hop producer. Isn't that the guy that bit Suge Knight?
Tracy: Yeah, yeah. He bit Suge Knight. Held Raven-Symoné over a balcony, made Rasheed Wallace cry. Dude is crazy. I don't want him calling me.
Kenneth: Oh, he didn't call, Mr. Jordan. He gave me the message after I wouldn't let him into your party the other night.
Tracy: What?!
[flashback to party]
Ridikolus: [talking on cell phone] I'll call you when I get inside.
Kenneth: I'm sorry, this is a private party.
Ridikolus: Hold on. [to Kenneth] We're with Tracy Jordan.
Kenneth: And Mr. Jordan himself said, "Don't let no one in who's not on the list, 'cause this mess is gonna get raw like sushi." [pleasantly] So haters to the left.
Ridikolus: What's your game, man?
Kenneth: [smiling, flattered to be asked] Boggle.
Ridikolus: You know what? You tell Tracy Jordan that Ridikolus...
[wipe back to the present]
Kenneth: "...is gonna eat his family."

Jul 7th

whatever

i was looking at my blog and it sort of bothers me that i blogged a photo of my sweet parents right...

Jul 7th

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jenray: Usher - Love In This Club (Performed by Showbiz Pizza Band) jen posted this video today...

Jul 7th

i just completed the longest, most exhausting, fun and...

Jul 7th

my parents were the ultimate tourists in atx. please...

Jul 7th

fuckitparty: My dick and balls went to Paris. My balls got...

Jul 6th

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suzanne, leonard cohen this sunday song is a little slower, a little sweeter and a littler sadder....

Jul 6th

king khan and the shrines

Jul 6th

the 4th was lots of fun. i am exhausted. i have been...

Jul 5th

“People tend to stick to their own size group because it’s...”
— from the short story “The...

Jul 5th

i’m not buying tickets to ACL. 

Jul 3rd

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sleepsweetly: i hate bruce springsteen. i think he’s a joke. however, this is for claire. i know...

Jul 3rd

“Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it...”
— Dr. Seuss

Jul 3rd

my jokes suck

i am aware that 85% of the things i say with the intention of being funny, but 90% of the time...

Jul 2nd

Vanity Fair’s Hitchcock Shots Compared To The...

Jul 2nd

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jests birthday, kimya dawson HAPPY BIRTHDAY NATE & MATTHEW! this is my favorite birthday song....

Jul 2nd

jenray: one of jen’s friends found this and sent it...

Jul 2nd

deal breaker

Matt: a friend recently told me that she had a dream about me and her in a pool.
then you and your raunchy pirate dream with that guy.
i need to get a water bed.
me: ha... water beds are disgusting and really white trash
Matt: i think of scott baio when i think of water beds.
and camaros
me: and hot sex apparently
i would never date a dude if he slept on a water bed
DEAL BREAKER

Jul 1st

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sunday morning shannon played this song as we were heading back to my house. i love late...

Jul 1st

wall-e was all i expected it to be and more. it was...

Jul 1st

“all i need is a hunk of metal that i can sharpen into a...”
— william dewberry mills

Jul 1st