but seriously.

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Aug 30th

SARAH PALIN VS. LIZ LEMON: WHO’D MAKE THE BETTER...

Aug 29th

squashed: “Perhaps because of Obama’s strong and early opposition to the Iraq war, and because he...

Aug 29th

it could happen.

Aug 29th

“Twenty years ago they kicked me out of the medical community...”
— That is an actual line in the...

Aug 29th

(via egbert803)

Aug 29th

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tylercoates: homeofthevain: Bonnie ‘Prince’ Billy, I’ve Seen It All (Ask Forgiveness, 2008)

Aug 29th

last night i watched death race 2000 for the first time. it...

Aug 28th

Muppet Show to return to TV after 27 years “In the...

Aug 28th

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about-today: Of Montreal, Nonpareil of Favor Just squeezing in under the wire as I get ready to...

Aug 27th

War On String May Be Unwinnable, Says Cat General (via...

Aug 27th

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FINALLY

Aug 27th

hypnotic

Kevin: i dont even know what it tastes like
me: ITS GOOD
tastes like myrtle beach
and florida
and a dash of cancun
Kevin: haha
me: seriously
you should go get some now
Kevin: i drink it when im really drunk
me: i used to drink it when i was 18
Kevin: so i have no memory of the flavor
me: I LOVED IT THEN
Kevin: KLAIRE YOU WERE 18 ONCE?
YOU WEREN'T ALWAYS OLD?
me: NO I WASN'T
I WASN'T ALWAYS OLD KEVIN
Kevin: REALLY?
I FIND THAT HARD TO BELIEVE
me: I AM STILL VERY YOUTHFUL AT HEART KEVIN
Kevin: I KNOW KLAIRE
im done yelling at you
ill talk in lowercase letters

Aug 27th

cat chat

our next door neighbors have 4 cats that frequent our front yard. i can’t remember any of...

Aug 27th

Obama Modifies 'Yes We Can' Message To...

Aug 27th

tumblin

Kristin: but I feel dumb posting tumblrs on serious stuff.
me: i know what you mean
i don't want to bore my friends with my REAL interests
who am i kidding?
Kristin: exactly
me: hahaha
Kristin: EXACTLY
they just wanna be entertained
and who am I to deprive them of my wonderful sense of humor??
me: they just want to be entertained or know gossip
anyway,
i had a dream i moved to nyc
into a ghetto ass apt
and someone tried to kill my friend
but then we found out he couldn't be killed
i can't remember who my friend was though...
i think it was james mcavoy

Aug 27th

the austinist had a boat party on sunday. it was probably...

Aug 26th

saving the scrilla

i found a work friend that has agreed to start carpooling with me to work. i’m pretty stoked...

Aug 26th

The Top Five Media Stereotypes Of Betrayed...

Aug 26th

sleepsweetly: shalom.

Aug 26th

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monday: i went to see hamlet II this afternoon. it was surpisingly good. steve coogan is awesome. i...

Aug 26th

kevin made a photo for me!

Aug 25th

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this is for natasha. we listened to this song 4 times in a row last night on the way home from the...

Aug 24th

“She had an unequalled gift… of squeezing big mistakes into...”
— Henry James (via...

Aug 24th

Aug 23rd

kevin had dinner with courtney last night. now three of my...

Aug 23rd

asians

me: who is anthony?
Mollie: you know anthony!
asian
THE ASIAN, KLAIRE!
me: the asian?
Mollie: yes! jeez--i thought you people were supposed to know each other.
me: we ALL don't know each other
Mollie: yeah right.
what's connie chung like in real life?
KUH-LAIRE...
me: she's just as professional in real life as on tv
Mollie: too bad. i wanted to take her out and do some body shots.
me: i'll put in a good word for you

Aug 23rd

Obama spends over $1M to send ineffective VP...

Aug 23rd

book club

this is my vote for next month. i hope it doesn’t get shot down. also got some...

Aug 23rd

DEFAMER COMMENTER BRAINTRUST WEIGHS IN ON 5...

Aug 23rd

she's got jokes

claire, i gotta tell you. i think you’re kinda chauvinistic. … so how about...

Aug 23rd

obamaporn: via lonelysandwich.

Aug 23rd

“the tagline for the prestige should have been ‘batman...”
— william logan

Aug 23rd

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CHAINSAW MAID woot!

Aug 22nd

yeesh

instead of going out last night, natasha and i decided to trade booze for bikes and spent a good...

Aug 22nd

jenray: Shige is my favorite model. butseriously: thx jen!...

Aug 22nd

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mean-streak: “from the bottom of his 3000 year old heart” (via Very Short List)

Aug 22nd

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about-today: TV On The Radio, Golden Age I’ve never been the biggest TV On The Radio fan. One of...

Aug 21st

(via sleepsweetly) good one, matt. 

Aug 21st

“There’s always a moment when you start to fall out of love,...”
— Douglas Adams (via...

Aug 21st

Hallmark says 'I do' to gay marriage cards

Aug 21st

the lineup is out

FUN FUN FUN FEST 2008 -i’ve bolded the only bands i care about seeing- Start...

Aug 21st

Top Model Blows Its Tranny Wad Too Soon

mean-streak: “So yeah, one of the contestants on the next cycle of Tyra Banks’ home movie series...

Aug 20th

“I hate myself for not going over to talk to her. Well,...”
— Charlie Brown, on failing to...

Aug 20th

last night was the first meeting of our new film club. the...

Aug 20th

i am captain lame-wad, leader of the lame...

Aug 20th

i tried to care, but you would not shut...

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Aug 20th

tobsoya4: via  missingblue butseriously: i’d like to...

Aug 20th

tuesday? monday? whatever...

i was almost on the verge of tears at work this morning. i haven’t felt this way in a long...

Aug 20th

“Do you remember that kid that had sex with his high school...”
— Zach Galifianakis is on...

Aug 19th

patrickmoberg: Teaser for the David Byrne & Brian Eno...

Aug 19th

(via seriouslythough:lfarm:sabine) Type your answer to...

Aug 19th

dewberry's advice

always play it by ear all the time. i find this near impossible to do without coming off like...

Aug 19th

season seven out on september 9th

really excited! p.s. i am not a loser

Aug 18th

“A woman watches her body uneasily, as though it were an...”
— leonard cohen

Aug 18th

Dry Spells: Bad For Your Health, Good For His...

Aug 18th

mean-streak: (via Jezebel)

Aug 18th

YOU’RE ON THE LIST. I LOVE YOU.

Aug 18th

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johnnybluejeans: hahahahaha!! i can’t stop watching this. ha, more kitty hilarity. thx tori!

Aug 18th

don't tell mom the babysitter is un-dead

stayed home most of the day yesterday recovering. the guys were filming an un-necessary movie...

Aug 18th

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josh saw a pbs special the other night on cuttlefish and he spent a good 40 min trying to find a...

Aug 18th

handa: We Heart It - Swinger on Flickr - Photo Sharing! i...

Aug 18th

sigh

i’ve been in a weird mood all day. i’m thinking it has a lot to do with too much...

Aug 18th

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Aug 17th

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sleepsweetly: there are too many good lines in this. i’ll start with, ‘jam.’……’jam?’…….yeah, i...

Aug 17th

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to hide a little thought, jonathan richman redux

Aug 17th

pffft... prudes, who needs em?

me: he's an asshole
fuck him
you should have punched him
Mollie: no..........i like him. i can't punch him for not being into me. then i'd have to punch myself on behalf of all the dudes i wasn't into.
me: argh. yeah, i know what you mean
Mollie: it's just really confusing. i mean, such a sea of change prompts me to ask myself what i did wrong, you know?
me: i'm sure you did nothing wrong.
you're awesome.
Mollie: well, i did try to slip my finger into his ass while he was sleeping last week
BUT IT WAS JUST THE PINKY
me: hahaha.
WHAT A PRUDE
Mollie: whatev. if he can't handle 'one in the stink,' he's not the dude for me.

Aug 17th

Why is it that on the days I look like...

mean-streak: I have 2 theories: 1. I look really sad and they feel sorry for me and think that...

Aug 16th

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mean-streak: jenray: Frightened Rabbit “Head Rolls Off” hey thanks ron, they’re cute Cute...

Aug 15th

Too young? Preteen girls get leg, bikini...

Aug 15th

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it’s friday! thx, adam.

Aug 15th

we're all okay

“i hate trying over and over to make things fit with someone, and then someone else, and then...

Aug 15th

seriouslythough: jessicap:pterodactyl:ffffound

Aug 15th

'Cat Lady' Wins Fight To Keep 150 Pets At...

Aug 15th

peterwknox: Facebook | Silent Rave Strikes Back This...

Aug 15th

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mean-streak: Where I live. By David Smith. butseriously: this is where i lived for four years...

Aug 14th

“if there were two claires, like twins, we could say,...”
— my cute friend  p.s....

Aug 14th

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johnnybluejeans: best thing seen all week.(for tori c.) we even got “shushed” or passively told...

Aug 13th

mamma mia

“The year’s most aggressive chick flick, with a score of irresistibly catchy ABBA tunes...

Aug 13th

It's really happening...Shark eats Polar...

Aug 13th

house of lies, mostly.

me: oh yeah. i hate fun.
yep that's why
Mollie: ahhh. a common problem.
i hate sex and food.
me: really me too!
Mollie: bleah. orgasms. who needs 'em!
me: i know. gross.
and delicious food. no thanks...
Mollie: "please sir. stop slinging your junk around at me. i want no part of it."
me: "i see you over there attempting to tantalize me with your offer of delicious hamburgers and rock-hard abs and i must say, hell no to that"
Mollie: ahaha
"you want me to eat a scrumptious ice cream sundae while you crawl between my legs and nibble on my nethers? get out of my sight."
me: "i must admit your genitalia is quite attractive and the pancakes are tempting, but i have told you once and i will tell you again- i hate sex and food"
Mollie: eh--in my case though, it'd probably end up being a day-old burrito and 2 flaccid inches.

Aug 12th

“my mom called me today to tell me that her friend was...”
— mollie’s mom is on...

Aug 12th

sabine: (via hereharehere) The new United Airlines...

Aug 12th

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(via mean-streak) typical kristin post- cute kids being cute, good message.

Aug 12th

the superest

clicked on adam’s linkage in his gmail chat status and came across the superest. it’s...

Aug 12th

dihard: GOOD Magazine maps out history’s greatest journeys,...

Aug 12th

just received a photo message from mollie taken in a...

Aug 12th

politics

Mollie: oh man- obama should have totally used that as his campaign slogan.
me: what? change starts with pubes?
i'll write a letter.
Mollie: "dear congressman; you don't know me, and i don't know you. but what i DO know is what the american public likes. and the american public likes pube-talk.'
the american pub(l)ic.
me: i agree. pubes are symbolic of change throughout the course of all of our lives.
we need change.
we need pubes.
Mollie: i just shed a fucking tear.

Aug 12th

fuckitparty: $500 buy jordan’s drawings.

Aug 11th

drew and claire go to a panthers game

drew picks claire up from spartanburg in his beat up nissan. claire hops in the car, jug of beacon...

Aug 9th

“perception is reality… i guess.”
— Kristin Morris

Aug 9th

dating

Rebecca: bring him to treasure island and do jager shots all night
me: ooh.. good idea. didn't think of that.
i actually want to bring YOU to treasure island and do body shots with all the hot dudes
Rebecca: fuck yes!
3: 47 PM
hmm let's see yall did movies now you should do din
me: that could be cool
LOTS OF WINE
kidding
Rebecca: i dont think you are!
me: i feel like i act like such a freak when i'm sober around dudes
Rebecca: yeah im going to drink v fast tonight!
me: hahaha... where are you guys meeting?
Rebecca: a cool place.. i have no clue what to wear
me: something slutty- OF COURSE
Rebecca: hahaha, whatd you wear on your date the other nite?
me: a dress... with my ass hanging out...
and my boobs
it was really like a few pieces of cloth glued to me.
it was really hot.
he liked it.
Rebecca: hahaha
house of lies

Aug 8th

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(via mean-streak)

Aug 8th

but seriously, drew loves portland.

Kurt: i was gonna say book a flight to portland, oregon but they don't have an airport
only a bikeport
and it's an organic building
it grew out of the ground
and no one uses locks b/c theres no crime
Drew: tofu xpress airlines
there are criminals in portland
Kurt: yeah but they listen to really underground alternative music
and they have really progressive ideas
Drew: and they're freegans
vegans who eat from dumpsters
Kurt: and they're well read on some of today's most intelligent yet unknown authors
me: authors so obscure their works don't even exist yet
Kurt: they do exist, but they don't
Drew: yeah
it's a total metaphysical meta-fiction sort of existence
Kurt: and they're ideas are very reform oriented
Drew: yeah

Aug 8th

seriouslythough: catedunn: via vi.sualize.us Penguin...

Aug 8th

mean-streak: “No amount of shark jumping will ever tank bacon’s status, because bacon is the...

Aug 7th

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supersonicelectronic: soupsoup: peterwknox:moderation: LOST SEASON 5 BEGINS JANUARY 2009 (via...

Aug 7th

Breaking Dawn: What To Expect When You're...

Aug 7th

i recently updated my queue. it’s time for me to start...

Aug 7th

How Many Partners Makes You Promiscuous?

Aug 7th

Cloud reflections from The New Forest, Hampshire. U.K. for...

Aug 7th

kicking and screaming (1995)

Grover: Ok, the way I see it, if we were an old couple, dated for years, graduated, away from all these scholastic complications, and I reached over and kissed you, you wouldn't say a word, you'd be delighted, probably, but if I was to do that now it'd be quite forward, and if I did it the first time we ever met you probably would hit me.
Jane: What do you mean?
Grover: I just wish we were an old couple so I could do that.

Aug 7th

“You know why my show is good? Because the network officials...”
— Dave Chapelle (June 2004...

Aug 7th

(via fuckitparty) buy jordan’s...

Aug 7th

here is to 1000 hits on my tumblr since...

me: butseriously just got it's 1000 hit.... hahah. i'm so into it... what a loser i am
Kristin: ha! I want a counter now
me: do it... so we can compete
Kristin: but i dont want anyone to know i have one
me: oh gah
Kristin: ha
me: come on! i want to win. let's compete.
Kristin: k
2: 58 PM-----------------------------------
Kristin: i'm totally going to lose this
me: haha.. lose it?
Kristin: i mean, you're already 1000 ahead of me and i have no hits yet
me: well. since i'm at 1000 now, we'll start the competition and always subtract 1000 from mine
Kristin: but still!!! no one looks at mine
me: you have to whore it out like i do
Kristin: i'm making tshirts
me: T-SHIRTS! you're really stepping up the game
Kristin: i'm in it to win it babe... even though logan talks abuot your blog a lot - mainly the name though. he thinks "but seriously" is hilarious.
me: i like it, but pissed that phil collins has an album by that title... and it's not even a funny album!
Kristin: its *serious*
me: i'm going to need to promote more
Kristin: haaaaaaaaa
me: kevin just suggested that i start posting only nude pics and lol cats on my blog.... and then i would win, OF COURSE.
Kristin: you would win!

Aug 6th

“I have recently come into an excess of happiness, and I have...”
— John Campbell (of “Pictures...

Aug 6th

goofballs

me: "sorry, babe. i'm too fucked up. i've been all hopped up on goofballs. can't do it"
i'm not even sure what that means-
'hopped up on goofballs'
Kevin: hahaa
im looking for goofballs now
me: what are goofballs?
Kevin: i have no fucking idea...
but im really into them now
"i got arrested last night... cops thought I was jacked up on goofballs"
me: "let's score some goofballs so i can go bananas at the party"
Kevin: "im gonna go out and get goofballed out of my mind tonight at the whig"
me: i can't stoop laughing
Kevin: "yo tim, can you get any of that goof?, im looking to get goofballed up tonight"
haha... this is ridiculous
"im lookin to join the 'gooftroop' if you know what I mean"
me: i'm laughing so hard. i had to take a deep breath before i answered my last call. couldn't hold it together.
Kevin: where the hell did you come up with the term "goofball" for a drug??
me: i don't know
i just heard it somewhere
Kevin: i really like it

Aug 6th

wimpster sex

Aug 6th

(via fuckitparty) buy my friend jordan’s...

Aug 6th

when arguing was fun

me: not all liberals are hippies.
Kevin: oh really? i didnt know that.
i thought that all of them didnt shower, shave their armpits, or have cars and are complete fucking idiots...
i suppose I was wrong.
me: I SUPPOSE YOU WERE
i think i'm going to post something to my blog
i'm reading this stupid list of 'mind blowing' films i stumbled and they all suck.
Kevin: is alien vs. predator 2 on it?
me: no
dumbasses wrote the list apparently.
besides reading my friends' blogs and some gossip blogs, i can't read peoples opinions on the net.
they are all idiots.
Kevin: i completely agree.
i think my opinion is the only one that matters...
because it is.
me: well i think MY opinion is the only one that matters
b/c i am consistently right
Kevin: i am right 99.9% of the time... so I would think that im always right over YOU
i cant even think of the last thing i was wrong about
me: you're only right about a few things over ME
but when it comes to the real important life lessons,
I AM ALWAYS RIGHT
Kevin: haha
"important life lessons"

Aug 6th

Jezebel: Manic Pixie Dream Girls Are The...

mean-streak: I’ve been screaming this for years! “…MPDG as “that bubbly, shallow cinematic...

Aug 6th

playin' it cool

i totally suck at it… and i worry too much.

Aug 6th

energyface: (via pixdaus) butseriously: i think this is...

Aug 6th

sadcat: Cat rehearses butseriously: sad cat reminds me of...

Aug 6th

circa 1930: Stalin routinely air-brushed his enemies out of...

Aug 5th

TYRA DRESSES UP AS OBAMA, SOLVES IRAQ WAR...

Aug 5th

Aug 5th

“People have a hard time letting go of their suffering. Out...”
— Thich Nhat Hanh

Aug 5th

supersonicelectronic: suniti: kimagurefilm: jinon: ...

Aug 5th

“The James Brown Show is both an enactment—an unlikely conjuration in the present moment...

Aug 4th

marcel  dzama

Aug 4th

360 degree panorama of paris at night

Aug 4th

more matt furie. (thanks, tori)

Aug 3rd

Listen

Little Eyes, Yo La Tengo i know it’s been two weeks since i’ve chosen a sunday song....

Aug 3rd

johnnybluejeans: matt furie

Aug 3rd

fuckitparty: Buttery-ass kitten shit

Aug 2nd

Church of the Fun Friday Night

me: FOREVER
Kristin: yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
me: AND EVER
AND EVER
Kristin: fo evaah
me: AND EVER
Kristin: amen
me: SFFFFFFFFF
amen

Aug 2nd

acidreams: “Red hearts.” by Mary Virginia Carmack

Aug 1st