but seriously.

“There are very few facts to back up the story but my gut...”
— Tim Chappell is attempting to...

Oct 2nd

Sarah Palin On Feminism, And How...

Oct 1st

harvey sent me a link to levi’s new ad campaign and it...

Oct 1st

awwww- drew made it into usa today. he looks deathly thin on...

Oct 1st

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tmblg: The Onion: Old, Grizzled Third-Party Candidate May Steal Support From McCain

Oct 1st

william brought home season 7 of...

Kevin: has lionel escaped from that rednecks house?
me: hahaha, yes
she had him held captive in a bear trap.
Kevin: THAT IDIOT CLARK BRINGS HIS MOM AND AND ZOR-EL BACK EVEN WHEN HIS DAD TELLS HIM NOT TO
me: i'm watching the episode when lana gets clark's powers
Kevin: tim is on gchat right now if you would like to talk to him
me: i'm busy trying to watch lana attempt to bone clark.
this is ridiculous.
Kevin: yeah it is
me: when they have sex it causes earthquakes?
Kevin: yes
HAHAa
me: i can't believe i'm watching this at work.
HAHAHAHA
god. this is so stupid. clark can't fuck anyone normally?
Kevin: he would kill them.
me: that is just a lie.
Kevin: he is SUPERMAN, KLAIRE

Oct 1st

my friend lauren dressed her turtle (edison) up as a shark...

Sep 30th

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mean-streak: “In collaboration with scientists at the NASA Space Science lab at UC Berkeley, the...

Sep 30th

choke

i went to see choke last night. after watching the trailer, i was pretty sure that the movie would...

Sep 30th

(via fuckitparty)

Sep 30th

tasteslikesoap: Bailout bill fails; Dow plunges I like...

Sep 29th

saint patrick’s day 2007 at the whig in columbia, sc....

Sep 29th

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i skipped acl yesterday to watch this swedish vampire movie. i kind of regret not getting to see...

Sep 29th

i’ve never considered getting a tattoo before…...

Sep 29th

what i did at work today

Sep 28th

thesweatshop: Academy Award-Winning Actor Paul Newman Dies...

Sep 27th

“Tell her that you want your privates and her privates to do...”
— Tracy Jordan, 30 Rock

Sep 26th

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johnnybluejeans: the move, tonight

Sep 26th

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(via fuckitparty) ha. this made my day.

Sep 26th

a website of dicks.

Sep 26th

kevin on politics

me: kevin, i'm mad you didn't click on the link i sent you.
Kevin: im volunteering for the republican party at the fair.
me: SC state fair? doing what?
Kevin: yes... im going to be painting faces.
HAHAHA... not really.
me: ha! you would never do that.
Kevin: im just going to sit at the booth and help them distribute bumperstickers.
i cant wait to start talking to these people and tell them that i dont believe in voting.

Sep 26th

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scout: bonnie ‘prince’ billy - the world’s greatest (r. kelly cover)

Sep 26th

i have a free wristband for ACL on...

it’s amazing how things work out. she is the only artist i was really interested in seeing at...

Sep 25th

The Onion - Obama Deletes Another Unread...

Sep 25th

“A melancholy can be sweet. It’s not a mean thing, but it’s...”
— Billy Murray (via whokilled)

Sep 25th

adam was just talking about the three amigos and it reminded...

Sep 24th

(via fuckitparty) butseriously: i love these.

Sep 24th

URBAN DICTIONARY + CLAIRE

Sep 24th

supersonicelectronic: amandalynferri: butseriously: i...

Sep 24th

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j-ho and i were talking about the large hadron collider the other day and it made me netflix a few...

Sep 24th

coming clean, part deux

i’m not really sure what really happened when i was a child and even my father said he should...

Sep 24th

dilaudid: antoinetta: bohemea: suicideblonde: Sue Lyon...

Sep 24th

“There are a hundred different ways to hold someone’s hand....”
— Philip Roth, American Pastoral...

Sep 24th

youwantahamburger: fuckitparty: Digging through old...

Sep 23rd

supersonicelectronic: PREDATOR 3?? ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER?? ...

Sep 23rd

3am on a sunday night / monday morning

i’m happier than i’ve been in years.

Sep 22nd

fuckitparty: 7-22-2008 Mr Pants in “A Day at the...

Sep 22nd

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scout: Townes Van Zandt - I’ll Be Here in the Morning butseriously: sunday music

Sep 21st

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sleepsweetly: love this song.  lay z sunday.

Sep 21st

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Fa Ce La, The Feelies today is a great day!

Sep 20th

i’m curious to see how many dead birds show up on...

Sep 20th

the internets were made for what? (butt...

Mollie: that's how i know dudes like it.
me: oooooooooooooooh
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
yep
Mollie: "ooh! ooh! ooh!"
like a gorilla
me: oooh
damn girl
oooooh
yeahhhhhh
Mollie: oooooooooooh
oh shit girl
oh oooooh ooohh
me: damnnnn baby
oooooh
Mollie: naw shit girl! not in the but--oooooh
me: hell yeahhhh
ooooh
hahha, whaaat? can't take one in the stink?
Mollie: i like to sneak it up on em
ploop! right in the butt.
now, let's get back to that nasty talk.
oooooh...
me: oooooooooooh
hahaha
how long can we talk like this?
u busy now?
Mollie: hahah, i don't know

Sep 20th

THE UFO WELCOME CENTER Bowman, SC (via...

Sep 19th

mean-streak: “Would your guests rather lose their eyes or...

Sep 19th

austin tumblrin'

i mostly started this tumblr to help me keep up to date with my out of town friends and it’s...

Sep 19th

notthatkindagay:

Sep 19th

(via fuckitparty) i miss you, jordan!

Sep 19th

silver jews

Sep 19th

friday

today is a beautiful day! i just aimlessly rode my bike around for 35 minutes, now i’m eating...

Sep 19th

fun lunch

Matthew: are you joking or being serious? you're more sardonic than usual today. i can't tell when i should be taking you seriously and when i shouldn't.
me: well, your best bet is to just never take me seriously.

Sep 19th

wednesdayadventures:

Sep 19th

“Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they...”
— Charles Bukowski (1920 -...

Sep 19th

i’ve been spending way too much time...

Sep 18th

mean-streak: Sunny premiere is tonight. I don’t have cable...

Sep 18th

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rulesformyunbornson: The Replacements, “Waitress in the Sky”

Sep 18th

(via mean-streak) ollie!!!!

Sep 18th

clint eastwood

Sep 17th

“don’t use eastwood to break my heart”
— josh muir

Sep 17th

(via mean-streak) and now i miss columbia and...

Sep 17th

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You’re My Favorite Waste of Time, Marshall Crenshaw this is a track off a mix my friend...

Sep 16th

tuesday night

Ryan: what are you doin tonight?
me: not sure yet- my roommate is taking a fencing class and afterwards we were thinking of going to the spiderhouse for bubblecat brainstorming sesh
Ryan: that may be one of the stranger sentances i've ever read
me: i didn't think about that.

Sep 16th

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SILVER CITY: CURSE OF THE DILDOG this is a short film that josh participated in a couple of weeks...

Sep 16th

burn after reading was good. john malkovich and brad pitt...

Sep 16th

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about-today: The Heist and The Accomplice, More Control One of the hands-down best local bands...

Sep 16th

Where the Wild Things Are gets a release...

Sep 16th

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whateverlolawants: I wanna be your lover I wanna be the only one that makes you come running I...

Sep 15th

i just went to see woody allen’s latest film vicky...

Sep 15th

greetings from south carolina. drew, must you stand like...

Sep 14th

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(via mariakonstantinov)

Sep 14th

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Shakin’ All Over, The Flamin’ Groovies sunday music! i started out picking something a...

Sep 14th

CAT CHAT - SUNDAY MORNINGS WITH OSCAR! is it just me or...

Sep 14th

i tell stories like grandpa simpson

tmblg: “We can’t bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell ‘em stories...

Sep 14th

“perhaps the reason we are unable to love is that we yearn to...”
— Milan Kundera, The Unbearable...

Sep 14th

my workspace that i spend at least 50 hours a week staring...

Sep 14th

i'm going to try to hold onto this one

Mollie: okay. here’s what you do.   “hey baby, stick your dick in this box of...

Sep 13th

i had plans for this weekend that were rearranged for this...

Sep 13th

BARELY FUNCTIONING unshowered, no hurricane weather and...

Sep 13th

“We walk in circles, so limited by our own anxieties that we...”
— Ingmar Bergman (via whokilled)

Sep 13th

51. You won't always be the strongest or...

(via rulesformyunbornson) i think this blog is cute.

Sep 13th

“Hurricane Ike was still over 150 miles away from...

Sep 13th

wednesdayadventures: Jen, September 10 2008- the “dead...

Sep 12th

i miss mollie every day

i wanted to share with you mollie’s latest myspace blog. i wanted to hug her after reading...

Sep 12th

2008 Presidential & Vice-Presidential debate...

Sep 12th

mean-streak: “An alphabetical romp through carnal...

Sep 12th

soupsoup: egonzalez:(via thedailywhat)

Sep 12th

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soupsoup: henryeatspeople:

Sep 11th

“if you deny something, it means it never happened”
— charlie kelly (it’s...

Sep 11th

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Friday Night at the Drive-In Bingo, Jens Lekman sounds peachy at work considering i’m here...

Sep 10th

ohhhhh yeah, thread me baby! (via nataliedee)

Sep 10th

youwantahamburger: It’s gonna get dark walkin home from...

Sep 10th

The VMAs Sucked

Sep 9th

“In an ideal world, records would be filed in record stores...”
— Will Oldham (via mean-streak)

Sep 9th

seriously, mollie- what bar is this???

Sep 9th

Crazed Fruit (1956) thanks for the recommendation, matt. i...

Sep 8th

“It’s just a penis, right? Probably no worse for you...”
— David Sedaris

Sep 8th

i am a loser

thanks gmail chat for saving all of this and making me look like a total jerk. august 31, 2008 ...

Sep 8th

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sleepsweetly: The Pizzicato Five. The Girl From Ipanema. a little sunday music on a monday. i’m...

Sep 8th

i miss you guys too

kristin just sent me part of an email convo she had with jonathan the other day because she said it...

Sep 8th

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when steven colbert mentioned ‘the moscow cats theatre’ on the colbert report last...

Sep 6th

(via fuckitparty)

Sep 6th

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recently started watching the daily show and colbert via hulu on my lunch breaks. i forgot how funny...

Sep 5th

Palin: average isn't good enough

Sep 5th

Kevin: can we eat mexican food and drink margaritas on...

Sep 5th

“corndog…. here i commmmeee!!!!”
— adam (my cube neighbor)

Sep 5th

cat chat

i had a dream last night that oscar could talk. i was scooping out his food into his dish when...

Sep 5th

Best Law & Order Episode

mean-streak: Chris Noth, Peter Bogdonovich and David Cross butseriously: i was brushing my teeth...

Sep 5th

this is a keychain that kevin and i had made last fall at...

Sep 5th

i’m ready for fall. i will miss the carolinas a little...

Sep 4th

(via fuckitparty)

Sep 4th

last night i watched clive barker’s night breed. i...

Sep 4th

...

i hate myself sometimes. i hate that i can communicate with complete strangers totally fine and then...

Sep 4th

“we’re busy touching till we’re dizzy stupid”
— cap’n jazz (via scout)

Sep 4th

supersonicelectronic: 15 days.

Sep 3rd

i just rated death race on my netflix. it was unimaginably...

Sep 3rd

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azizisbored: Diddy has left me speechless again. I may have slept on this over Labor Day, but...

Sep 3rd

Zack and Miri Make a Porno Teaser Trailer

Sep 3rd

i like you

Dude: it's going to be at the texas state fair
me: someone told me the fair here sucks
Dude: someone? or maybe no one?
me: this dude at my work said that
jesus, how much of what i say, do you think is totally made up?
Dude: i like to pretend like everything you tell me is a lie

Sep 3rd

generation gap: my cube buddy is an old fart and...

Sep 2nd

Pedophile Nervous For First Day Of School

Sep 2nd

get a red bull

me: do you guys ever have sex dreams about celebrities that you're not attracted to at all?
Will: ..... uh, like paulie shore? ....like being in a hot steamy sandwich right in between paulie shore and steven baldwin???
me: did you fall asleep jerking off to bio-dome?

Sep 2nd

apparently there is a bar bathroom in philly where all the...

Sep 2nd

“friendship means never having to say, i won’t fuck you...”
— mollie williamson (she’s...

Sep 2nd

men

me: what did his text say?
Catherine: i just told you
he didn't like that i was talking to another dude
and i texted him back and told him we were just friends
me: thats dumb
what is he?
your boyfriend?
he can't get pissed.
he needs to step up the game and quit being a bitch
Catherine: hahaha
i told him just to ask me out
me: he should have violently grabbed your arm while you were talking to your friend and assertively assured him that you were spoken for.
where are all the men these days?

Sep 1st

(via mean-streak) see i’m a friend of dogs too-...

Sep 1st

(via johnnybluejeans) tori- this photo made my day.

Sep 1st

“Here’s why you should vote: you are going to really love it,...”
— miranda july (mirandajuly.com)...

Sep 1st