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stuckbetweenstations: I understand that I’m being awfully...

Mar 3rd

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Mar 3rd

eyeonspringfield: Why? Why was I programmed to feel pain? ...

Mar 3rd

“SXSW has announced that Sam Raimi will premiere a...”
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Mar 3rd

suicideblonde: Vanity Fair April 2009 - Comedy’s New...

Mar 2nd

25 albums

i can’t believe i took the time to fill this out. i guess i wanted to after i read...

Mar 2nd

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tesslynch: nedhepburn: Paul Rudd Rants About Using Starbucks Products for Sex Play via ha.

Mar 2nd

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azizisbored: Robocop Rap (Not Kanye’s version) Wow, I started watching this, left my computer on,...

Mar 2nd

“I would like to make a movie of people laughing. Not the...”
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Mar 2nd

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thedailywhat:  Kermit the Frog covers “Once In A Lifetime” by the Talking Heads.

Feb 28th

(via tofuttibreak) seriously, dudes. seriously.

Feb 28th

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(via tofuttibreak) robocop doesn’t eat chicken!

Feb 28th

(via craytonc) i don’t know where this photo was...

Feb 28th

tofuttibreak: (via astralzoo) yep… i’m into...

Feb 28th

Eastwood thinks political correctness has...

Feb 27th

me: i hate that i get this way.
Mat: it's okay. it just means you care. there is no light without darkness, right?
me: haha, true. very wise.
Mat: i think that is just some stuff from that tom cruise movie, legend.

Feb 27th

(via nataliedee) no offense, guyz. 

Feb 27th

“as long as you’ve got that sweet sideways poon,...”
— advice from mollie.  see!...

Feb 27th

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i know jealousy is stupid, petty and a mark of my own insecurities… but i’m trying to...

Feb 27th

i’m pretty sure i’m going to the kite festival...

Feb 27th

you're staying in my room, bitch.

me: when courts boyfriend arrives, i think they'll sleep in the spare room.
Mollie: that's where i'll be too.
me: we have a pretty big house
4 bedroom
Mollie: i didn't say i was sleeping there for lack of room, klaire.
i'll be sleeping in there w/ them for the hawtness factor.
me: haha, court's hawt model bf
Mollie: yup. i'll just pretend like i'm sleepwalking naked or something.
she'll totally buy it.
me: haha
i hope you're walking around with your arms in front of you and your eyes closed
Mollie: "zzzzz....lemme be the meat in that sandwich....zzzz"
me: hahaha
u should do a fake snore too
Mollie: THAT'S WHAT THE ZZZZZZ'S ARE, KLAIRE.
doy.

Feb 27th

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capucha: soupsoup: theslyestfox: big boned cat.

Feb 27th

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paulscheer: Finally a video that combines my love for Lost and the 1980’s film Short Circuit The...

Feb 27th

some things never change.

Feb 27th

yes!

Feb 27th

tofuttibreak: butseriously: well that does it! 

Feb 26th

tmblg: The Moose with Loose Poops butseriously: :(

Feb 26th

Prehistoric Fish Found in Russian Pond

Feb 26th

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mollie wants to start a bike gang… called nannerpuss?

Feb 26th

sometimes i use twitter. 

Feb 26th

Feb 26th

my friends are funny. 

Feb 26th

thanks, jason.

Feb 25th

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paulscheer: My Favorite Parts about the Crank 2 Trailer… They explain the entire plot in 2...

Feb 25th

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scout: thenotes: Yeah Yeah Yeahs — “Hysteric” — It’s Blitz!

Feb 25th

bebelestrange: A sidewalk full of black cats auditioning for...

Feb 24th

sometimes kevin and i agree on things. 

Feb 24th

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fuckitparty: the Zombies - “Leave Me Be” This is my favorite Zombies song today.  Who knows what...

Feb 24th

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Feb 24th

allcreatures: With a head like a fighter-plane cockpit, a...

Feb 24th

webelogtogether: fuckitparty: this is what i do on my days...

Feb 24th

“I’m working on this new screenplay. It’s called “Schindler’s...”
— Zach Galifianakis (via tmblg)

Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

(via craytonc) i’d like to spend the rest of the...

Feb 23rd

branduponthebrain: George Washington (David Gordon Green,...

Feb 21st

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should josh be embarrassed that i included him in this? 

Feb 21st

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webelogtogether: Womans weave stops bullet, saves life! unbeWEAVEable! hahaha.

Feb 21st

eyeonspringfield: “I would like a single plum, floating in...

Feb 21st

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i just started watching californication this morning. i love david duchovny.

Feb 21st

vag increases life force, kevin

kevin: drew... if megan had a snake in her vag...would you still go down on her?
andrew: I don't know... that sounds scary
kevin: i mean...if it wasnt poisonus
andrew: then I wouldn't have too... the snake could go down on her like in boa vs python
kevin: HAHAA... dude...that would add years to your life...because we all know, when a guy goes down on a girl, her vag sucks his lifeforce out of his face

Feb 21st

courtney, my best friend of the last 10 years, is flying in...

Feb 21st

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voicemail i received from mollie on 2/19/09 i’m probably going to start posting more of...

Feb 21st

Showtimes posted for “SXSW presents Fantastic...

Feb 20th

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webelogtogether: “U really got a hold on me” - Smokey Robinson on Sesame Street haha, i...

Feb 20th

i-know-right: catsdoingshit: Uh oh. For some reason this...

Feb 20th

mean-streak: My favorite part of the Desiderata put through...

Feb 19th

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thx matt. cat vidz!

Feb 19th

fuck, why not?

this week i’ve been sick enough to feel like i shouldn’t be at work. it’s been a...

Feb 19th

NYT: Another ‘Coraline’ Waits in the Wings

Feb 17th

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mollie is my hero.

Feb 16th

Not That It's Going to Change Much...

Feb 16th

fuckitparty: One time me, Adrienne, Tori and Jamie made a...

Feb 16th

SXSW Official Schedule Announced: Here's Some...

Feb 16th

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johnnybluejeans: thedailywhat: Sneak Peek of the Day: This Sunday, The Simpsons will air for the...

Feb 15th

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Feb 14th

“I think everyone is quite boring in music. I can’t see any...”
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Feb 14th

"Boob Snow" with Sweet D. and Mack from Sunny

Feb 14th

Feb 14th

thanx, kristin! <3

Feb 13th

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sasharappaport: the book of love - magnetic fields Some of it is just transcendental Some of it...

Feb 13th

“there was a stint when i was little where i would insist on...”
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Feb 13th

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capucha: dpstyles: KITTENS! INSPIRED BY KITTENS!

Feb 12th

misprinted: An early Happy Valentine’s Day greeting from...

Feb 12th

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freaksandgeeks: Nick Andopolis (Jason Segel) - Lady L yes!

Feb 12th

i wasn’t online!

Feb 11th

Surprising stories behind 20 Muppet...

Feb 10th

The Onion A.V. Club interviews Danny McBride

Feb 10th

Fortune Cookie Messages Appropriate for...

52books: Your streak of meeting weird people with preposterous names will continue unabated. You...

Feb 9th

i luv video

Josh: that dude was so creepy, i'm surprised you didn't notice him. i wanted to get you out of there.
me: i didn't really pay attention. dudes like that used to come into sounds familiar all the time. i mean, really... what would he have done?
Josh: i don't know, he could have jerked off on you.
me: jeez, i'm not going to just stand there and let some stranger jizz on me.
Josh: have you ever seen silence of the lambs?! that dude did it really fast. he could have done it like that.
me: i don't know...
Josh: fine, next time i see someone that might jizz on you and run, i'm not doing a thing! i'll just let it happen and see what you say then.

Feb 7th

i’m back on the 11:30am- 8:30pm shift at work…...

Feb 7th

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about-today: The National, You’re So Far Around The Bend So work has been nuts lately, leading to...

Feb 6th

markn: mashable: Undeniable Proof that Obama Hates...

Feb 6th

capucha: The simple things….. (via jwlphotography) I...

Feb 6th

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what will they do!

Feb 5th

old man grumpus + lazybones = josh <3

Feb 5th

lyricalgraphics: Fake Palindromes - Andrew Bird

Feb 5th

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i am a girlfriend, nobunny i downloaded a pretty cool mix today. 

Feb 5th

tmblg: Darren Aronofsky and Mickey Rourke, from Annie...

Feb 4th

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bigscreenlittlescreen: Tokyo! Trailer Michel Gondry joins Bong Joon-ho (The Host) and Leos Carax...

Feb 3rd

me and lori at creekside friday night… we stayed long...

Feb 2nd

“excuse me miss ______, let me ask you a question- have you...”
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Feb 2nd

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robot-heart: saramcpherson: “Everyday” by Vetiver I want to be clear All I want to hear is your...

Feb 2nd

johnnybluejeans: haaaaavvve ya seen half-naked morrissey??? ...

Feb 2nd

mariakonstantinov: bearslair: Children’s drawings made...

Feb 2nd

bebelestrange: rose mcgowan butseriously: i loved the...

Feb 2nd

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COWBOY JUNKIES - sweet jane

Feb 2nd

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thedailywhat: Movie Trailer of the Day: The first official trailer for Transformers: Revenge of...

Feb 2nd

science: Next stop Jurassic Park? For the first time...

Feb 2nd

Asian Teen Has Sweaty Middle-Aged-Man Fetish

Feb 2nd