but seriously.

2010

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January 11

2009

June 46
May 93
April 60
March 140
January 84

2008

December 108
November 136
October 192
September 120
August 128
July 115
June 96
May 29
April
March
February
January
2009 Tribeca Film Fest Winners announced
May 1st
Warch Watch
mean-streak: Hipster Grifter Speaks! Loving the attention and begging for money. She’s a total...
May 1st
branduponthebrain: LARRY DAVID TO DIRECT REMAKE OF KIDS ...
May 1st
lori and flower. last sunday after breakfast, we went on a...
Apr 30th
thedailywhat:  A one-month-old female woolly mammoth,...
Apr 30th
mills: From the wonderful Bronze Medal: “He loved,...
Apr 30th
from the vault: this is from a sock hop party in south...
Apr 29th
Warch Watch
OH SNAP.
Apr 29th

let's pretend we're bunny rabbits

sounds good to me! (via)
Apr 28th
Warch Watch
capucha: zombienovela:
Apr 28th
azizisbored: Paul and Co. went to the Michael Jackson...
Apr 27th
Listen Listen
S.Y.S.L.J.F.M., joe tex (save your sweet love just for me) mondays aren’t all bad. 
Apr 27th
kat-harine: East Austin, MLK and Leona [by mmmMonkey]
Apr 27th
Will Ferrell is Producing the Tim and Eric...
Apr 27th
“there were times when being together was fun and there were...”
— lee hazelwood
Apr 27th
[via.] butseriously: an accurate representation of 90%...
Apr 24th
rd67:
Apr 24th
branduponthebrain: whitenoiseinstereo: LOBSTER BATTLE! ...
Apr 24th
the paramount's summer film series
Apr 23rd
gpoyw - don’t worry, matt, i still think gpoyw is...
Apr 22nd

mind-blowing

i think the whole ‘ashton kutcher race for a million twitter followers’ is the stupidest...
Apr 18th
Listen Listen
stuckbetweenstations: copycats: Ocean Breathes Salty by Sun Kil Moon originally by Modest Mouse...
Apr 17th
suicideblonde: Teen Romance Comic oooooh.
Apr 17th
Warch Watch
i’ve been in training all week at work. i’ve been scouring the internet for the kids in...
Apr 16th

due to my new schedule at work, i’ve been able to make it to sharon’s ashtanga classes...
Apr 16th
69 Love Songs, Illustrated.
Apr 15th
Twitter and Facebook could harm moral values
Apr 14th
ifc: bigscreenlittlescreen: Trailer: Lars von Trier’s...
Apr 14th
Paul Rudd Dances with Elmo (Video)
Apr 14th
dorkyearbook: Diana Eng grew up to be a flash drive.
Apr 13th
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(via inflightradio) this hilarious, but i can’t help but feel a little sorry for the kitty.
Apr 10th

insecure susie

i feel insecure a lot and i don’t drink as much as i used to. it’s harder for me to...
Apr 10th
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nevver: THIRST Trailer (Korean Vampire Awesomeness, disregard the “preview unavailable” warning) ...
Apr 10th
(via tofuttibreak)
Apr 9th
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themichaelryan: James Franco destroys some room for Wholphin.  This video, which can be found in...
Apr 9th
thedailywhat: The much-anticipated Simpsons commemorative...
Apr 9th
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(via fuckitparty)
Apr 9th
eyeonspringfield: Now take off those glasses so they can...
Apr 9th
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shaneguiter: Birth of the Cool at The Blanton Musem of Art by dutch rall Preview of tomorrow’s...
Apr 9th
thedailywhat: Russian dude watches WALL-E; gets it in his...
Apr 8th
HBO Sets Second 'Eastbound & Down' Season
Apr 8th

Japanese have a Penis Festival

mean-streak: “Hundreds of thousands come together for the world’s largest penis festival”....
Apr 7th
branduponthebrain: April Criterion Releases: Science Is...
Apr 7th
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azizisbored: The Lonely Island - Like A Boss Killing it again with another straight fire single...
Apr 6th
theisolationparty: robotindisguise: “Are you enjoying...
Apr 6th
The New York Times investigates the "Auteur...
Apr 6th
webelogtogether: hugo-strikes-back: via dat.2chan.net ...
Apr 6th
(via tofuttibreak) ha.
Apr 4th
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mighty boosh is on adult swim online… amazing. 
Apr 4th

my pearlz

me: i'll kill him
Mollie: please do so.
me: consider it done
i have a hitman on the line 2 now
Mollie: haha. who's on line one?
me: your mom
Mollie: CLAIRE. i told you to stop calling my mom.
it runs up our long didstance bill.
me: hahaha, kidding
it's your brother
Mollie: psh. i know that's not true.
he's in argentina.
me: people can't make phone calls that far?
come on mollie, it's the 21st century
Mollie: he left his phone with me.
he said, 'don't let that skanky bitch claire call me.' i was like, 'will do, bro.'
me: it's all a front
Mollie: sorry claire. it's not in the cards.
me: he doesn't want you to get the 'wrong idea'
even though the 'wrong idea' is exactly whats happening
Mollie: no way
he couldn't pick your titties out of the lineup i compiled.
and you know that anyone who had seen them would never forget them.
i mean, just ask the attending population of any bar you go to
me: MOLLIE
Mollie: hahahahaha
me: no one knows what these concealed gems look like
Mollie: you're right, you're right. they're delicate pearls nestled within the tightly sealed confines of your clam shell blouse.
me: i know
Apr 3rd
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Someone stitched together every scene from Eastbound & Down where Kenny Powers is listening to...
Apr 3rd

myspace blog: Saturday, August 23, 2008

advicei have a crush on a dude. i think he’s cool. although, he prefers dogs over cats-...
Apr 3rd
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this made me laugh… A LOT.
Apr 3rd
clubrob: paulscheer: HOGWARTS SNAPS (*LINK FIXED) Check...
Apr 3rd
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mean-streak: (via work—in—progress) a-mazing. seriously?
Apr 2nd
Listen Listen
french-moi: Serge Gainsbourg - Harley Davidson
Apr 2nd
sasharappaport: Lakers Photoshop contest: Solid as a rock
Apr 2nd
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thedailywhat: Keira Knightley is beaten to a pulp by her significant other in this domestic...
Apr 2nd
johnnybluejeans: bebelestrange: incredible shrinking man...
Apr 1st
Listen Listen
with a girl like you, the troggs always making me feel gooooood.
Apr 1st
James Franco's Top Criterion Picks
Apr 1st