but seriously.

meredith is funny.

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 18:09:05 -0600

meredith is funny.

copycats: Merry Christmas Baby - Otis Redding

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 16:14:09 -0600

copycats:

Merry Christmas Baby - Otis Redding

allcreatures: wooliebear: Skeeter under the tree.

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 10:22:04 -0600

allcreatures:

wooliebear:

Skeeter under the tree.

coherentramblng: (via msexplosion)

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 09:53:06 -0600

coherentramblng:

(via msexplosion)

real friends deliver pizzas to your house when you feel bad.

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 09:37:14 -0600

real friends deliver pizzas to your house when you feel bad.

hangover day, part II (real friendz)

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 09:33:00 -0600

me: kevin is my BFF b/c he had a pizza delivered from new hampshire to save my life!
Kevin: Claire was on the brink of death from a hangover to the likes I haven't heard of since mine the day after Obama won the election. If she didn't get this pizza to restore her feeble asian body back to its full strength, there is a high probability she would not have survived the night.
Chris: hahhahah...thats amazing....i just had to make sure i had my facts straight....what a patriot....you should send me a BMW
Will: Wow. I don't know what to say here. The suspense was killing me. Wasn't sure if I'd have to come home and find a slightly more hungover and a little hungrier Claire when I got home. That was going to be way more than I could endure. I hate senseless carnage. That pizza parlor is at least 10 blocks away.
Kevin: i anticipate i will need a pizza delivered to a specific location to save my life in the near future due to my severe, uncontrollable alcoholism, self-loathing and tendency to take pills while i drink... i would appreciate the favor returned. you dont have to pay... i'll just text you my debit card # and whatever address is closest to ... See Morethe gutter i'm passed out in when the time comes.
Mollie: i told the story of my undying allegiance to the two of you ON TWO SEPARATE OCCASIONS TONIGHT! once at work, and once while drunk at a bar. i used the phrase "and i almost hendrixed myself' more than any one person should.

i wish i had a pizza now. goddamn middle of the night.

@ kevin- i will deliver a pizza to you any day of the week--even if doing so will overdraft my bank account. i owe you that much....

also, i think klaire is delightful when hungover. that's when she dishes all her best dirt--loudly, over pizzas in front of god and everyone else.

i typed that whole thing with one eye squinched shut. drunkasfuck.

hangover day

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 09:26:31 -0600

me: jacob, ur at home right? would u mind dropping off an eggz benedict by my house. my life is at risk.
Jacob: daaaang. haha. you need a messy plate of enchiladas
me: no i just talked to the dr and he said eggs benedict would b the cure and even more specifically, he said it was up to you to deliver it to me.
Jacob: bwahahahahaha
me: u won't be laughing when i'm on my death bed. fading fast...
Jacob: awww. i'll put flowers on your grave.

nevver: How long does it take to get famous? Back to Basquiat

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 09:17:09 -0600

nevver:

How long does it take to get famous? Back to Basquiat

hellafilthy: Loved this.

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 13:39:23 -0600

hellafilthy:

Loved this.

Out of yesterday’s NY state gay marriage setback has...

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 13:39:07 -0600

Out of yesterday’s NY state gay marriage setback has emerged a new icon: Sen. Diane Savino, whose brilliant, off-the-cuff speech in favor of same-sex marriage has made her an overnight internet star. (via jezebel)

roommates

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 08:28:00 -0600

this morning while i was waiting on my english muffins to toast, i noticed a to-go box in the refrigerator labeled “delicious food, anyone can have it”. of course i opened the box. it was empty and the word “sucker” was written on the bottom.

also, why do i think it sounds dirty when i read, “i was waiting on my english muffins to toast”?

robot-heart: funeral: (via littleghost)

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 07:44:04 -0600

robot-heart:

funeral:

(via littleghost)

robot-heart: family portrait (via Laser Bread)

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 07:37:50 -0600

robot-heart:

family portrait (via Laser Bread)

mean-streak: Yeah, we don’t get it. butseriously: i...

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 16:13:00 -0600

mean-streak:

Yeah, we don’t get it.

butseriously: i don’t get it either, but i’m slightly offended that kristin has time to ‘wave’ and not chat with me.

waaaait a minute, am i being passive aggressive? ;-)

nevver: It’s Nice That

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 12:05:14 -0600

nevver:

It’s Nice That

For my upcoming 26th birthday,

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 10:43:19 -0600

drewharkins:

I don’t want presents. I don’t want adoration.

I just want middle-aged men to stop calling me “young man.” Also, please stop asking me “what I want to be when I grow up.”

It’s cute when grandmas do it, but I’m a grown-ass man. I’ve got grey hairs and a goddamned 401k, you penis.

butseriously: but you’re still a young little spring chicken…. i’m withering away over here!

i know how to spell. i promise... srsly.

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 09:24:09 -0600

me: ON THA REG
Stephanie: I totally said 'on the reg' to a coworker this morning.
it made me laugh.
I also think it is funny that we have all co-opted your use of "z"s at the end of everything
me: haha... i know. i've noticed that.
Stephanie: i am going to stop.
me: i've also noticed that some of the peeps that be using the z's still have the s on the end. when the 'z' is supposed to replace the 's'... jeez guyz!!!
Stephanie: I am just going to talk like myself.

california raisins sing rudolf the red nosed reindeer

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 09:14:49 -0600

california raisins sing rudolf the red nosed reindeer

(via eyeonspringfield)

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 09:05:58 -0600

(via eyeonspringfield)

Edible Austin Eat Local Urban Farm Bicycle Tour

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 09:05:16 -0600

Edible Austin Eat Local Urban Farm Bicycle Tour:

coherentramblng:

butseriously:

i’m going to have to bundle up on saturday….